black hurricanes

[Sean88gt]

Haven't we been experiencing Hurricane Barack for the past 2.5 years? That storm has been pretty damned destructive.

[MutherjuggZ]

Hurricane Ledasha Spelled "Le-a"

LMMFAO!!!!


I remember that bullshit....who the hell does shit like that?! That's right.... nevermind

[Sean88gt]

LMMFAO!!!!


I remember that bullshit....who the hell does shit like that?! That's right.... nevermind

DMV employees.

[red95gts]

The fact that Sheila Jackson Lee keeps being re-elected is just proof that Houston is a shithole.

[Sean88gt]

The fact that Sheila Jackson Lee keeps being re-elected is just proof that Houston is a shithole.

Or that voters in her district are less intelligent.

[forbes]

Or that voters in her district are darker.

fixt

[momo]

katrina was all black on black on crime.

[71chevellejohn]

That was Kanye's fault.

[01vnms4v]

Haven't we been experiencing Hurricane Barack for the past 2.5 years? That storm has been pretty damned destructive.

You got that right YO!

[01vnms4v]

This thread has me Rollin over here

[SouthernSVT]

That was Kanye's fault.

Yo, i'm gunna let you finish cookin them collared greens, but first I got this hurricane gunna hit yo ass. This is the best damn hurricane to ever hit this shit.

[forbes]

now this is a response from buddy who is black after i sent him the e-mail... i got a kick outta this

Not sure why this cracked me up, but I laughed out loud. I guess it reminded me of that scene from "Airplane" when a black passenger was feeling sick, but no one could understand him, and this old white lady comes up and says, "I can help! I speak jive!".....Haha!! That's funny-ass shit! ......My reality, as a black man, is that truthfully I can't stand ignorant-ass slave talk like that. The last thing I want to hear on my morning/evening news is some jive-ass fool telling me to put my pimp coat on cause it's gonna be cold outside. Or telling the ladies to cover their weave cause it's raining out, so they don't mess up their hurh. But the thing that would make my head explode is to hear how Hurricane Shaniqua slapped a bitch, or Hurricane Deiondre high-jacked my flat screen tv. Save the jive for the movies and/or crack heads, Congresswoman Lee. Being "black" didn't get you where you are. Your brain, prowess, and need to improve the standards of our communities did. Being "Black" has never meant being ignorant, especially in the 21st Century. --Word to ya Mutha! Peace out, homies!!.......Zach

[71chevellejohn]

Great response!

[forbes]

Great response!

you would have to know him. we pulled his black card years ago. he teaches high school english in oak cliff. his fav. band is megadeath and he can flat out jam a guitar. he is one of the few people i can say everyone should meet

[mstng86]

Being "black" didn't get you where you are.

The only thing in that response that is wrong.