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    got this in an e-mail thought it was funny

    Just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the US -- this comes along.....Black hurricanes....
    Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

    She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

    She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

    I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand

    I can hear it now: A weatherman inNew Orleans says...

    Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket!
    Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit
    first class white trash

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    This is too ridiculous to even legitimize with a proper response.

    So I will just say, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHEILA JACKSON LEE!

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    • #3
      Hurricane Shaquille flattening New Orleans would have been bad ass.
      Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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      • #4
        That's old.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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        • #5
          Smh
          www.dfwdirtriders.com

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          • #6
            Hurricane Bubb Rubb does have a nice ring to it.

            Da winds go Wooooo Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              Krunk Ass Storm sounds like a great name

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              • #8
                Hey if they don't like it they can start up their own national weather service. I'd like to see some corporate sponsors myself, like instead of hurricane Katrina it could have been hurricane Waste Management.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BP View Post
                  Hey if they don't like it they can start up their own national weather service. I'd like to see some corporate sponsors myself, like instead of hurricane Katrina it could have been hurricane Waste Management.
                  i could see it already we interrupt this BET program to bring the BNWS emergency warning
                  first class white trash

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                  • #10
                    Hurricane Ledasha Spelled "Le-a"
                    .

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by forbes View Post
                      i could see it already we interrupt this BET program to bring the BNWS emergency warning
                      Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hurricane Nabisco is raping everyone in hurra!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Fern View Post
                        Hurricane Bubb Rubb does have a nice ring to it.

                        Da winds go Wooooo Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        It's all about the whistle tips!

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                        • #13
                          IBTIRSCAWETNAACPE

                          god bless.
                          It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by GE View Post
                            It's all about the whistle tips!
                            That's onlee in da moanin, you posta be up cookin breffast anyways.
                            G'Day Mate

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                              IBTIRSCAWETNAACPE

                              god bless.
                              you're gonna have to spell that one out, homie.
                              .

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