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    Where can I rent a stripper outfit today?

    My buddy is having a huge surprise 30th bday party and considering I live 7 hours away from DFW, he has no idea I'm coming (sts). I want to show up in a cop uniform and put on a show. Where can I rent one of these today?
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  • #2
    I hope your a chick?

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    • #3
      I'm pretty sure he's not.

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      • #4
        Taking advantage of no more "don't ask don't tell"?

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        • #5
          I'm definitely a dude and happily married. This guy has been my best friend since 5th grade, best man in my wedding, etc. Can't a guy just make an entrance?

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          • #6
            Nice title edit by the mod team.

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            • #7
              Nothing says 'SURPRISE!" better than your friend announcing he is gay by wearing a stipper suit to your birthday.

              Stevo
              Originally posted by SSMAN
              ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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              • #8
                So you want to show up as a cop and strip for your buddy??
                Originally posted by talisman
                I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                Originally posted by AdamLX
                If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                Because fuck you, that's why
                Originally posted by 80coupe
                nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                Originally posted by Rick Modena
                ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                Originally posted by Jester
                Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by stevo View Post
                  Nothing says 'SURPRISE!" better than your friend announcing he is gay by wearing a stipper suit to your birthday.

                  Stevo
                  Yes, I'm gay and coming out today.

                  Now does anyone know where the fuck I can rent a tear-away cop outfit today?

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                  • #10
                    costume rental in Dallas - Google Search
                    http://www.google.com/search?q=costume+rental+in+Dallas&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

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                    • #11
                      Theres a stripper store on NW highway. I use to pass by it everyday when I worked in Las Colinas. It's between the old City Limits (The Lodge) and I35.

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                      • #12
                        I thought all you ass plungers join the Navy, not the Air Force.
                        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ZYouL8R View Post
                          Yes, I'm gay and coming out today.

                          Now does anyone know where the fuck I can rent a tear-away cop outfit today?
                          There's a stripper store in Arlington of collins and rd to 6 flags...or there used to be

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ZYouL8R View Post
                            Yes, I'm gay and coming out today.

                            Now does anyone know where the fuck I can rent a tear-away cop outfit today?
                            If it wasn't seething with sarcasm, I would say this is sig-worthy.

                            Stevo
                            Originally posted by SSMAN
                            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ZYouL8R View Post
                              Yes, I'm gay and coming out today.

                              Now does anyone know where the fuck I can rent a tear-away cop outfit today?
                              Woah woah, hold your weiner there cowboy. No need to get all nuts..
                              Originally posted by talisman
                              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                              Originally posted by AdamLX
                              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                              Because fuck you, that's why
                              Originally posted by 80coupe
                              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena
                              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                              Originally posted by Jester
                              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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