Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

[78X]

awesome, now tax the fuck outta her!

[line-em-up]

...

If she let's me use it with no mention of payment, she can't come back and say I owe her money for it.

[TX_92_Notch]

While the idea of charging people to 'use' the sun is a bit outlandish, I think it was a brilliant move, registering it like that. She'll get her 15 minutes of fame and might make a little cash doing interviews or something. Kinda wish I had thought of the idea.

[Samhain]

Yeah, we better turn tha bass up on this one
Check it, since 1516 minds attacked and overseen
Now crawl amidst the ruins of this empty dream
Wit their borders and boots on top of us
Pullin' knobs on the floor of their toxic metropolis
But how you gonna get what you need ta get?
Tha gut eaters, blood drenched get offensive like Tet
Tha fifth sun sets get back reclaim
Tha spirit of Cuahtemoc alive an untamed
Now face tha funk now blastin' out ya speaker, on tha one Maya, Mexica
That vulture came ta try and steal ya name
But now you got a gun, yeah this is for the people of the sun

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again! Uh!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again! Uh!

Yeah, neva forget that tha wip snapped ya back
Ya spine cracked for tobacco, oh I'm the Marlboro man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist,
Sailors blood on tha deck, come sista resist
From tha era of terror check this photo lens,
Now tha city of angels does the ethnic cleanse
Uh, heads bobbin' to tha funk out ya speaker, on tha one Maya, Mexica
That vulture came to try and steal ya name
But now you found a gun, you're history, this is for the people of the sun

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again! Yeah!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around!
Of the sun

[Marisa]

well, we can charge her for skin cancer and call it even...

[slow06]

Not that anybody is taking this seriously but...At least in Texas a Notary public is only there to verify that the person signing a document is who they say they are, they do not add the force of law to anything they sign.

[achmed]

I no pay for the sun, I have natural tan so I do not need it.

I take donations for yellow lemon grenade to take care of problems.

[Baba Ganoush]

This made the news?

Rage Rocks, that is all.

[PandaBear]

Al Gore should sue for global warming

[Nash B.]

It was funny until she said she actually planned to charge people for its use.

[Sgt Beavis]

Hmmm, I'm gonna tell some Skin Cancer patients that they now have a person to sue for the cause of their Cancer.

You're thinking too small.

The Sun is the root cause of every meteorological event in human history. I'm thinking a class action lawsuit for every hurricane, tornado, storm, hail, etc, etc..

And that's just the beginning.

[GhostTX]

Can't wait for a solar flare to jack up some satellites.

[46Tbird]

Intergalactic, planetary. Planetary, intergalactic.

[01-GATOR]

What a stupid bitch, some people just have too much time on their hands to come up with dumb shit