Yale and racrguy's 'Welcome back to Texas' and Don's Bday party 8/6 FNH

[MutherjuggZ]

Well that explains how you ended with more than one kid...

LMAO! I was married when I started having kids

[talisman]

Come talk to me before you start drinking, that way you will remember talking to me this time. lol.

I live a block away, I'll probably be 12 sheets to the wind and walk there by the time it gets started.

[Steve]

I live a block away, I'll probably be 12 sheets to the wind and walk there by the time it gets started.

Well thats good, at least you won't have to be seen in your Vert.....

[talisman]

Eric remembers everything, even when drinking. He's like a walking book of minutes.

He didn't remember slapping Don around!

Not true, he even admitted it. I talked to him for about 5 minutes at Jared's and he was so hammered he didn't remember it. lol.

If I'm heavily fubarred, I won't remember it. I remember slapping Don now, after the story got told to me half a dozen times, but if someone wouldn't have brought it up, I probably wouldn't have remembered it. I'm pretty sure I remember bumping into Steve at Jareds, I just didn't know who he was. We shook hands standing between the bar stools and the dining table, right? I have a photographic memory. It's kind of fun to freak people out with it, but it's pretty much useless for the most part.

[talisman]

Well thats good, at least you won't have to be seen in your Vert.....

No one can see me in it anyway, I can't even remember the last time it was nice enough to drop the top on it.

[Treasure Chest]

I've been known to send out mass texts the next day, asking where my car was left, who the whore is in my bed, and why my hands are bruised and cut up. I like to keep things interesting.

I woke up the morning after the last G2G with horrific bruises all over my legs and no idea how they got there. For the damage done, you'd think I'd remember something.....

[Steve]

No one can see me in it anyway, I can't even remember the last time it was nice enough to drop the top on it.

Ain't that the damn truth. It's still too damn hot at night still for it too.

[talisman]

who the whore is in my bed,

I bet I could name names, near eskimo brother! lmao

[Steve]

If I'm heavily fubarred, I won't remember it. I remember slapping Don now, after the story got told to me half a dozen times, but if someone wouldn't have brought it up, I probably wouldn't have remembered it. I'm pretty sure I remember bumping into Steve at Jareds, I just didn't know who he was. We shook hands standing between the bar stools and the dining table, right? I have a photographic memory. It's kind of fun to freak people out with it, but it's pretty much useless for the most part.

Yup, you're right. That's crazy you can do that. A blessing and a curse all in one.

[talisman]

Yup, you're right. That's crazy you can do that. A blessing and a curse all in one.

More of a curse, I assure you.

[Steve]

I bet I could name names, near eskimo brother! lmao

I'd LOVE to see a chart of who has slept with who on DFW/DFWM over the years! I can only imagine the stories and hiliarity involved that one. lol

[talisman]

I'd LOVE to see a chart of who has slept with who on DFW/DFWM over the years! I can only imagine the stories and hiliarity involved that one. lol

We'd lose half the membership out of shame. I can guarantee you that anyone who has regularly hung out in this group for a couple of years has had sex with someone who someone else has had sex with within probably 3 degrees of separation.

[bcoop]

I woke up the morning after the last G2G with horrific bruises all over my legs and no idea how they got there. For the damage done, you'd think I'd remember something.....

Funny you mention that. I had to ask multiple people if I left with y'all, or what. Nobody was able to give me an answer. To be perfectly honest, I still don't know. Lmgdao!

[bcoop]

I bet I could name names, near eskimo brother! lmao

You might be able to name one... This was more back in the days before I got married. When I was an even bigger whore than I am now.

[talisman]

Funny you mention that. I had to ask multiple people if I left with y'all, or what. Nobody was able to give me an answer. To be perfectly honest, I still don't know. Lmgdao!

Yeah. When I reach blackout territory is when I stop remembering shit. Hell, sometimes I STILL remember everything.