Yale and racrguy's 'Welcome back to Texas' and Don's Bday party 8/6 FNH

[MutherjuggZ]

Umm, well it depends who you have in mind. I might be able to be talked into it. Don seems to always pick the biggest, drunkest guy in the place. Last time it was some friend of his from high school who was about 6ft+ and about 350lbs. lol. Which doesn't bother me cuz I can kick Adam in the head, but Adam doesn't usually smile at me while I do it like Don's friend was. lol!

I was thinking we could randomly pick someone light weight that'll get a good amount of distance with just the right amount of force behind a punt.

Wait, if he asks you to kick someone in the head, choose him. That way you don't have to jump or risk splitting a seam on your pants.

problem solved!!!!

Walker, Texas Ranger, is that you?

Oh God damn I love you .... I'm laughing so hard I just might piss myself

[Rick Modena]

Wait, theres going to be fighting? Im cancelling my trip so I can now attend...

[Silverback]

There's a one legged man in an asskicking contest joke in here somewhere, I just can't get it together......

[Rick Modena]

There's a one legged man in an asskicking contest joke in here somewhere, I just can't get it together......

lol!

[Steve]

Wait, theres going to be fighting? Im cancelling my trip so I can now attend...

No, don't do that. Your sex change operation is much more important to you than some board member punting.

[talisman]

Henry is finally getting a cock attached?

[Rick Modena]

Henry is finally getting a cock attached?

Yes, after Mel told me she would move to Florida with me at the B-9 last Thurs., I decided I was going to need a wiener to keep her there with me.

[talisman]

Yes, after Mel told me she would move to Florida with me at the B-9 last Thurs., I decided I was going to need a wiener to keep her there with me.

Congrats! All those years at the glory hole will finally pay off when you tug it for the first time! Ahh, to be 13 again...

[Steve]

Did H finally score himself a white girl over the age of 18?!

[Silverback]

Mel isn't white

[Steve]

So much for that..

[Rick Modena]

Mel isn't white

Good news is she's over 18, I have never been with a girl this old before...

[Baron Von Crowder]

Be sure to come introduce yourself at the party.

sure! Ill be the guy sitting buy myself. Im overweight, a bit homely, and will be wearing a tshirt with a stain on it and sweat pants.

[Silverback]

sure! Ill be the guy sitting buy myself. Im overweight, a bit homely, and will be wearing a tshirt with a stain on it and sweat pants.

You and Steve are twins???

[Steve]

You guys suck.