Semen cook book? Maybe, NWFS?

[Clifton]

Saw this last night on Tosh.0. I thought it was fake, but I guess not.

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

Repost? Don't care.

[80coupe]

lol'd!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Wow...

[Clifton]

I thought about cooking for the wife a little more.

[80coupe]

I thought about cooking for the wife a little more.

haha noice!

[jason07]

You and your fluffer probably invented half of those recipes.

[564826]

Jul. 3, 2011
By ben brock
I absolutely love this book! I have found the secret to amazing food making that friends and family are sure to enjoy. It's so exciting to think that this is never an ingredient you will run out of but will always be an ingredient for a great dish. I have showed my kids how daddy makes a delicious eclair and I tell them how all you need is three tablespoons and one day you boys will be able to produce that much. We also have the option of jerking off the dog too. And his is pretty scrumptous! Thanks for sharing all your amazing recipes, yummy eclairs, delectable flan and protein shakes. Our whole family feels blessed. WE LOVE YOU NATURAL HARVEST!
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Nov. 29, 2010
By Joe Snyder
I'll tell you it's like I've died and went to heaven. The taste of Africa chapter is amazing and there is an endless supply of black semen available to me as I live in a large city. For the price of a 40 you can get at least two black guys to nut in a cup for you. It's affordable and it keeps fat white chicks from getting pregnant. For bolder palates try the south of the border chapter. If you live near a Home Depot you'll have all the Rico Suave spooge you need to make dishes that will excite and inspire. So get off your Dirty Sanchez and go buy Natural Harvest today.
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Mar. 3, 2010
By gweezer sota
this is completely different! feces is a waist, seamen is created by the body for a higher purpose-its no different then drinking breast milk unless your a lesbian or some such, you have probably drunk semen (or had someone drink yours, depending) at one point in your life-how is this any different? its something iv been curious about for quite awhile, the only problem with a cooking book like this is depending on what the man eats his semen can taste COMPLETELY different-which can make recipes fail still, id love to experiment with this, unfortinintally my husband would not be so inclined XD
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Apr. 22, 2011
By Ken Kaniff
I just started cooking with this book, And I think it is the most unique book in my large erection. I soon mentioned it to a few close friends and got them quite "involved" (if you will). I found it rather hard..... to keep up with tugging one out every time I want a pan cake. So my friends and I decided to add a new spice to the spice rack. Now i can cook with seaman all the time. I wonder if other seaman has different flavors. Elephant, Crocodile, Dogs, hrmm... What about races? ooohhh.... Indian curry jizz chicken sounds decadent or Asian Cock Suey mmmm... delectable.
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Jun. 21, 2011
By JustinS69
Oh Boy! I couldn’t wait to get this book in the mail ,I felt like I was stalking the mailman. The expedited and prompt shipping ensured that my neighborhood Bar-B-cue would be a big splash. Everyone at the party really liked the mouthwatering grilled moose knuckles. The recipes don’t take long to make at all. My dads’ Richard cranium cheese ball was delicious and when he added luxurious glitter, it made it even better. We have also found that meatball, our English pug, really liked the "nutty bacon dog treats". We really suggest this book to all our friends and our local book club has even decided to recommend to all of its members. Our book club has an annual bike ride for charity. So, Julian and I made protein bars and shakes for everyone. These tangy but sweet treats were loved enjoyed by all. We look forward to future editions with even more exotic mouth watering semen inspired recipes!
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Copyright Standard Copyright License
Edition Second Edition
Published July 19, 2011
Language English
Pages 61

Binding Perfect-bound Paperback
Interior Ink Full color
Dimensions (inches) 9.0 wide × 7.0 tall
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Jul. 3, 2011
By ben brock
I absolutely love this book! I have showed my kids how daddy makes a delicious eclair and I tell them how all you need is three tablespoons and one day you boys will be able to produce that much. We also have the option of jerking off the dog too. And his is pretty scrumptous!

What the fucking fuck??

[01vnms4v]

a little NWFS for language

[Denny]

LMAO @ "For the price of a fourty, you can get two black guys to nut in a cup for you."

[mustang87]

I think Im going to be sick

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biscuits, sausage and (man) gravy.

[Geor!]

ELVIS ordered eleven of them.

[Gear_Jammer]

They don't call it "baby-batter" for nothing!!!