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  • I don't know how to post threads in the right forum - First time for everything ....

    So i was recently encountered with the opportunity to hook up with a black chick it would be a first for me ..... Has anybody here "been there and done that" ... If so what should I expect ? All advice would be appreciated

  • #2
    Were you gonna nail her in the garage?

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    • #3
      practice eating her out by sucking mayonnaise thru a brillo pad
      first class white trash

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      • #4
        Yeah he was gonna get some "b heads"

        Aka

        Black girl blow jays

        320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

        DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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        • #5
          Originally posted by forbes View Post
          practice eating her out by sucking mayonnaise thru a brillo pad
          I have found it easier to get a wire brush used to clean grills, and rub that on my junk to get the greasy rough feeling I would only expect from a African female.

          320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

          DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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          • #6
            Are you planning on doing a tune up on your first date?

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            • #7
              Lol I posted it on garage cus I figured that's where the real advice is at ....

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              • #8
                Anyways from what I have heard so far I think I might bail on that idea ......... Damn I was definitely gonna get some b head action

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                • #9
                  But....but there is no such thing as an ugly blow job

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                  • #10
                    I hope she is bald down below. If not, just tell her to get lost...
                    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 03shadow2v View Post
                      But....but there is no such thing as an ugly blow job
                      DSLs for sure

                      320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

                      DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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                      • #12
                        Buckwheat an a figure-four leglock.
                        Ded

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                        • #13
                          I have now seen everything posted in The Garage... LMFAO

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                          • #14
                            Statisticly, u do have the best chance of contracting hiv. No big deal though

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                            • #15
                              If your oil light comes on when she gets in she's too black!
                              Originally posted by Nash B.
                              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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