So, I was checking out this dating site....

[TEAMJACOB]

we are really total opposites!

god bless.

X2. If I'm looking for a relationship, she's got to have a few brain cells. If it turns out she doesn't, then she can just be some dumb horny broad I know.

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X2. If I'm looking for a relationship, she's got to have a few brain cells. If it turns out she doesn't, then she can just be some dumb horny broad I know.

Got to even the relationship out a little, huh? I feel you.

[Oldman&Moody]

I think she's probably had a stroke. I'd look for a younger woman !

[jnobles06]

There was a mid 40's woman on there that was pretty hot. Then I got to reading her profile and this is what it said.

"am a respectful and honest woman. I like to take care my self, I go to the gym I like to keep myself healty and in a good shape.I'm very persistent on my goals. I like to cook, reed books keep my self well motivated and I am looking for sincer and respectful man who will like to share his life and want to enjoying life together.Life is beautiful when you have somebody to share with and who will give you sincer love and will respect you.I don't like to lie and I look for the same.I hate false people be sincer and honest and you will win my heart"



Said she had some college..........

maybe russian college.

[71chevellejohn]

You really want to sit there for 30 minutes while she sounds out every item on the menu?

Value meals are where it's at - just have her pick a number. No super-sizing unless she blows you before you walk into McDonald's. Or she's blowing you while you order in the drive-thru.

[Vertnut]

Value meals are where it's at - just have her pick a number. No super-sizing unless she blows you before you walk into McDonald's. Or she's blowing you while you order in the drive-thru.

Or...blowing you IN McDonald's.

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Or...blowing you IN McDonald's.

This dude once got busy in a burger king bathroom!

[garycrist]

AAAHHHHHH, true love! Just remember, on the internet, girls are boys and little girls are FBI agents!

[Vertnut]

This dude once got busy in a burger king bathroom!

Classy!

[Doug Hatton]

reeding is fundumentl

[71chevellejohn]

Does she really need to be a reeder anyway?

[Broncojohnny]

I bet she loves it in the butt

[Trick Pony]

A wise man once said, 'You don't fuck their brain, son.'

[Zfan]

A wise man once said, 'You don't fuck their brain, son.'

X2

[Rreemo]

I'll bet she is a product of DISD.