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  • #46
    Originally posted by centexchick View Post
    LMAO! Most of these guys wouldn't have a clue how to deal with a woman like you Jen...the would be pissing their pants!!!
    Whatever do you mean? I am as sweet and innocent as cotton candy.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
      Hurts like a motherfucker when it's ripped out like a god damn lawnmower chord doesn't it!?

      I mean...I've HEARD it hurts like a motherfucker

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      • #48
        Originally posted by ComeAgainJen View Post
        Whatever do you mean? I am as sweet and innocent as cotton candy.
        mmmmmm....yes you are! now...when we meeting up again.....Don't get jealous Muff!! She is hot!

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        • #49
          You girls are making me moist.


          Stevo
          Originally posted by SSMAN
          ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by stevo View Post
            You girls are making me moist.


            Stevo
            Have your ol' lady sprinkle powdered sugar all over you. It makes the smegma more palatable.

            Originally posted by centexchick View Post
            mmmmmm....yes you are! now...when we meeting up again.....Don't get jealous Muff!! She is hot!
            I know nothing of this jealousy you speak of.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post

              I know nothing of this jealousy you speak of.
              HAHAHA He lives by the ol "sharing is caring" philosophy! We all love ya muff!
              Originally posted by Vertnut
              I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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              • #52
                Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
                HAHAHA He lives by the ol "sharing is caring" philosophy! We all love ya muff!
                Well, of course! That's just being a good friend.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by centexchick View Post
                  LMAO! Most of these guys wouldn't have a clue how to deal with a woman like you Jen...the would be pissing their pants!!!


                  I'm terrified, yet strangely aroused.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    I'm terrified, yet strangely aroused.
                    Must not remember much from that night at The Cellar...?
                    (Why isn't there a ruficolada smilie?!?)

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by centexchick View Post
                      LMAO! Most of these guys wouldn't have a clue how to deal with a woman like you Jen...the would be pissing their pants!!!
                      Ain't that the damn truth!

                      Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
                      WTF is going on now? I'm busy as fucking hell at work
                      I cracked the hell up earlier at your comment about never eating or working again just so you could keep up. haha!

                      Originally posted by ComeAgainJen View Post
                      Whatever do you mean? I am as sweet and innocent as cotton candy.
                      With a razor blade hidden somewhere in the middle.

                      Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
                      Have your ol' lady sprinkle powdered sugar all over you. It makes the smegma more palatable.



                      I know nothing of this jealousy you speak of.
                      The word jealousy does not exist in Robert's or Jenn's vocabulary. They like sharing.
                      Token Split Tail

                      Originally posted by slow99
                      Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                      You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by ComeAgainJen View Post
                        Must not remember much from that night at The Cellar...?
                        (Why isn't there a ruficolada smilie?!?)


                        What's scary is, you might actually outfreak me, which is something I haven't come across in 34 years. Either that, or you just talk a big game!

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          What's scary is, you might actually outfreak me, which is something I haven't come across in 34 years. Either that, or you just talk a big game!
                          Trust me. It's not just talk.
                          Token Split Tail

                          Originally posted by slow99
                          Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                          Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                          You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by talisman View Post
                            What's scary is, you might actually outfreak me, which is something I haven't come across in 34 years. Either that, or you just talk a big game!
                            It takes a special kind of freak to keep Robert's attention.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by ComeAgainJen View Post
                              Must not remember much from that night at The Cellar...?
                              (Why isn't there a ruficolada smilie?!?)
                              No memories to remember.... I was bogarting your tits like I was mother fucking Humphrey.
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                                No memories to remember.... I was bogarting your tits like I was mother fucking Humphrey.
                                Well, it was your birthday.

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