Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
Ask them to draw pictures of Stargazers on the inside of the box, then you can take it home to your wife/gfriend/roommate
That is a good idea. She is actually the one paying for my lunch today.... such a sweet heart for a roommate. Ordering me pizza and what not!
I should do that so when I bring the pizza home for left overs and she opens it up and sees stargazers.... Damn dude. Fucking brilliant I'm going to score tonight for sure.
That is a good idea. She is actually the one paying for my lunch today.... such a sweet heart for a roommate. Ordering me pizza and what not!
I should do that so when I bring the pizza home for left overs and she opens it up and sees stargazers.... Damn dude. Fucking brilliant I'm going to score tonight for sure.
Nothing like using pizza to bang a chubby emo chick.
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