Dominos special instructions

[Grimpala]

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So much fuckin win!!

[mstng86]

im hystorical over here.

[mstng86]

Dejavu or something because the exact same scenario happened a few weeks back..... Brought some girl over to the house and she started crying.

If that is true, you are an idiot.

[lowthreeohz]

im hysterical over here.

[Mike]

Dejavu or something because the exact same scenario happened a few weeks back..... Brought some girl over to the house and she started crying.

Fucking liar.

[papapepper]

lul @ crying historically. even more amusing that's how it appears in the original post.

Dejavu or something because the exact same scenario happened a few weeks back..... Brought some girl over to the house and she started crying.

[lowthreeohz]

lul @ crying historically. even more amusing that's how it appears in the original post.

[Baba Ganoush]

[papapepper]

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lmfao

You sure are on point Michael.

[Mike]

Why is it this pizza man still feels entitled to me? He's all I've blown for 2-3 months now and I've never brought a single burger boy over, not once. I have always been respectful and gone to pizza hut instead even though Mcdonalds has guys over every now and then that'll cum in my mouth which is perfectly fine I don't mind too much considering I know that I'm steady tapping those balls on my chin on a daily basis.

So last night I bring home a sonic carhop and we go out to a couple playgrounds and we had been talking so dipping sauce would have been a bad idea. Of course I give him the tour of the house and pizza delivery guy see's this and flips out trying to push me out of his way and have a fast food fight ... I just shrug my shoulders and go into the room with my carhop and a few minutes later it's on and poppin.

So I'm basting it up with bbq sauce when all of the sudden about an hour into things I hear my ex banging on my door talking about "I need to talk to you now", "right now"! My only reply was I'M HUNGRY, be with you in a few. Next thing I know my ex is walking around the house crying historically, wtf?

How can someone feel they can blow whoever they want when they want yet expect another person to not be able to do the same?


Fucking pizza man..... Anyone else got this sort of problem? Can't even have food in my own home without my ex-drive thru employee/gas station attendant going crazy. He got that itch.

/rant

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[AdamLX]

My threads always win by popular demand.

Not really.

It's the same premise why all the participants in the Special Olympics get a medal.

[papapepper]

Fixed!



ASS HOLE

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[Grimpala]

Firefox is still around? I don't care, no need to explain yourself. I'm not perfect and couldn't care less if I misspelled a word or two and so should you. It's an internet forum, nobody is being graded here folks!

Fixt!



ASSHOLE

[papapepper]

It's failapalooza in hura.....

I'm trying to turn this into the entertainment thread of the day. My threads always win by popular demand.

[papapepper]

In the case of this thread, it's the pizza dude taking a dump and then handling your pie with taint still on his unwashed hands.

haha I've only done that a couple times to someone