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  • Dominos special instructions

    Give me some creative inspiration..... Ordering a pizza and wanted to make something fun out of it.


    What are some good special instruction ideas?

  • #2
    Don't tell them you fucked two girls in one night without washing your dick off.
    Token Split Tail

    Originally posted by slow99
    Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
    You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Leah View Post
      Don't tell them you fucked two girls in one night without washing your dick off.

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      • #4
        Tell them how epic you are. I bet they throw in some free mother fuckin bread sticks!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Leah View Post
          Don't tell them you fucked two girls in one night without washing your dick off.
          Get over it Leah.

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          • #6
            Tell them to deliver the $100 you owe to Brenda.
            How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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            • #7
              This thread has failed.....

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              • #8
                Ask them to draw pictures of Stargazers on the inside of the box, then you can take it home to your wife/gfriend/roommate

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The King View Post
                  This thread has failed.....
                  on the contrary, it is delivering.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                    Get over it Leah.
                    LOL, I was kidding. Don't get your wee-wee in a knot.
                    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                    Ask them to draw pictures of Stargazers on the inside of the box, then you can take it home to your wife/gfriend/roommate
                    Score!
                    Token Split Tail

                    Originally posted by slow99
                    Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                    You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                      on the contrary, it is delivering.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                      He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                      Originally posted by Denny
                      What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                      FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        on the contrary, it is delivering.
                        Haha!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Geofster View Post
                          Tell them to deliver the $100 you owe to Brenda.
                          It's already been discussed lol why do you bring this up in every thread knowing Brent and me have talked about the situation already?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                            Ask them to draw pictures of Stargazers on the inside of the box, then you can take it home to your wife/gfriend/roommate
                            That is a good idea. She is actually the one paying for my lunch today.... such a sweet heart for a roommate. Ordering me pizza and what not!


                            I should do that so when I bring the pizza home for left overs and she opens it up and sees stargazers.... Damn dude. Fucking brilliant I'm going to score tonight for sure.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                              That is a good idea. She is actually the one paying for my lunch today.... such a sweet heart for a roommate. Ordering me pizza and what not!


                              I should do that so when I bring the pizza home for left overs and she opens it up and sees stargazers.... Damn dude. Fucking brilliant I'm going to score tonight for sure.
                              Nothing like using pizza to bang a chubby emo chick.

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