what the hell is wrong with you

[Randy]

Unless you have a speculum and know what you are looking at, you probably cannot tell if a woman has HPV unless she has obvious genital warts on her labia...and you deserve throat cancer for licking on that shit!

i dont mind learning Doc.... im good with my hands and im sure i can find some women to experiment on..... Kim i will be seeing you this weekend......

[Randy]

Met where?

There... duh.

[jluv]

My wheels are broke - bad knees and ankles.

I'm an extra large dude. Tall and wide. Most shit doesn't fit me. It's not so much normal clothes, but things like gloves, hats, shoes, chairs, cars, keypads, etc. I break shit a lot. At the end of the day, being big has it's perks, and I wouldn't rather be a small or even average sized guy.

I'm a spender. I suck at saving money.

I have some views that might land me in the liberal, tree-hugging hippie category, but I'm no extremist. It's not a problem as far as I'm concerned, but I bring it up because based on the typical views of this board, I might as well have the AIDS.

[bcoop]

I might as well have the AIDS.

You are black. I thought the AIDS was a given?

[kanetrain]

I have NEVER EVER EVER had a cold sore. I will kill a mother fucker if I ever get one too

My fiance(and myself) have both gotten them since we were little so it doesn't bother us when the other gets one. They are hidious though, and incredibly distracting.

[jluv]

You are black. I thought the AIDS was a given?

But I only do white broads.

[Randy]

But I only do white broads.

since youre black im assuming theyre fat white chicks?

[Unicorn Jeff]

since youre black im assuming theyre fat white chicks?

He's black in the head... but from what I've heard he snags hot skinny bitches.

[bcoop]

But I only do white broads.

Fine ones at that. Snatching up all the white man's wimmenz. I don't like you people.

[jluv]

since youre black im assuming theyre fat white chicks?

Wrong, and fuck your stereotypes.

[Randy]

Wrong, and fuck your stereotypes.

LOL..... funny, I actually asked a couple of my black buddies what the attraction was.... one dude was adamant that he would never..... 2 months later he knocks up this super fatty.... so of course i had to ask him what that was about.... cute baby though.

[Silverback]

I'm not racist, I have a black friend... jluv!

[Unicorn Jeff]

I'm not racist, I have a black friend... jluv!

I just have black acquaintances...

[TEAMJACOB]

Fine ones at that. Snatching up all the white man's wimmenz. I don't like you people.

What do you mean, "you people"? Do you stiff people out of condoments at mcdonald's by any chance?

[jluv]

I'm not racist, I have a black friend... jluv!

By the black power vested in me, I name you an honorary brother!

And I can do that, see.