what the hell is wrong with you

[Silverback]

I look at it like this...

I don't want to know if I have an STD, and honestly neither do the chicks I've fucked. It would totally ruin their day, and I'm not like that.

[lowthreeohz]

I've got creepy, crawly crabs crawlin' all over me.... those itchy little bastards, ya just can't get em to leave!

[MutherjuggZ]

wait you don't accept WIC?

No but I do accept food stamps. For your convenience, I've made a list of things that can NOT be paid for with food stamps.

[Wicked98Snake]

No but I do accept food stamps. For your convenience, I've made a list of things that can NOT be paid for with food stamps.

wtf @ that pic?!?!?! LOL

[MutherjuggZ]

wtf?!?!?!

() <-----here's the loop

. <----------here's you outside of said loop

[Randy]

No but I do accept food stamps. For your convenience, I've made a list of things that can NOT be paid for with food stamps.

Duly noted.... oh and i have govt. cheese too.... so thats a bonus!!

[mustangguy289]

I've heard the shit that pops up on your mouth is just a different strain of the shit that can pop up on your junk. NO WAY IN HELL do I want that anywhere NEAR my body!

I bet you DO have HPV, however it won't hurt you

That's a big lie. My wife's uncle battled throat cancer from having HPV. Yea, it affects men in the mouth and throat from going NOM NOM NOM on some tainted pootang.

[mustangguy289]

I've got creepy, crawly crabs crawlin' all over me.... those itchy little bastards, ya just can't get em to leave!

I love to scratch

[MutherjuggZ]

Biggest lie ever. My wife's uncle battled throat cancer from having HPV. Yea, it affects men in the mouth and throat from going NOM NOM NOM on some tainted pootang.

Damn! In my defense I said I don't know much about the stuff except I don't want it

[MutherjuggZ]

I love to scratch

LMFAO! Rodney Carrington always provides quality music for all ages!

[Randy]

That's a big lie. My wife's uncle battled throat cancer from having HPV. Yea, it affects men in the mouth and throat from going NOM NOM NOM on some tainted pootang.

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I so do love NOM NOM-ing I think im going to have to make more thorough inspections before I go deep sea diving.... now it can't get contaminated from being elbow deep in hydraulic fluid or wading in pond water right?

[davbrucas]

Unless you have a speculum and know what you are looking at, you probably cannot tell if a woman has HPV unless she has obvious genital warts on her labia...and you deserve throat cancer for licking on that shit!

[mustangguy289]

LMFAO! Rodney Carrington always provides quality music for all ages!

I never knew he said/sang that. Damn, i thought I was being original.

[mustangguy289]

Unless you have a speculum and know what you are looking at, you probably cannot tell if a woman has HPV unless she has obvious genital warts on her labia...and you deserve throat cancer for licking on that shit!

It's easier just to find a girl who wasn't a slut before you met here.

[davbrucas]

It's easier just to find a girl who wasn't a slut before you met here.

Met where?