what the hell is wrong with you

[347Mike]

Uhhh, my health always outweighs my cheapness.

That's foolish. Which would you rather do? Splurge on some tests, or be dead?

It's who I am, I am just cheap. Besides, like I said, if it was that serious I am sure I would be on the floor instead of stopped in my track. Atleast that is what my PCP told me last time. I will have to do some more research and possibly contact my PCP though.

[mstng86]

It's who I am, I am just cheap. Besides, like I said, if it was that serious I am sure I would be on the floor instead of stopped in my track. Atleast that is what my PCP told me last time. I will have to do some more research and possibly contact my PCP though.

I would get another damn PCP. If there are signs of something serious, I want to know about it.

[347Mike]

I would get another damn PCP. If there are signs of something serious, I want to know about it.

I probably should. It is the same place who said I had the std before doing any tests and come to find out it was an UTI.

[MutherjuggZ]

It is, cold sores is Herpes Simplex 1.

I don't think I have HPV. At least, going back to when Chloe was born I didn't. Because if I had it, Haley would have had it. And I think STD tests are standard for pregnant women.

Of course, I could have contracted it since then. But if I didn't have it from my old whoring days, I don't think I have it now.

From what Dave says we probably both have some form of it LOL! That's because we're dirty whores though. *sigh*


Again I know NOTHING about it except what was told to me by people who have it. One friend told me it doesn't come up on standard tests that they have to specifically test FOR HPV. That's probably not true though

I had a battery of std tests done in 2008 when I found out Mr. Abilene was dipping his dick into some dank fucking places. All Clear!

[Wicked98Snake]

I thought I had mono once, just turned out I was really bored!

[bcoop]

I had a battery of std tests done in 2008 when I found out Mr. Abilene was dipping his dick into some dank fucking places. All Clear!

Fuck all that shit. They jam a q tip up your dickhole. I ain't going, unless it's about to fall the fuck off.

[347Mike]

Fuck all that shit. They jam a q tip up your dickhole. I ain't going, unless it's about to fall the fuck off.

No homo, but it isn't that bad. They don't jam an entire damn q-tip down it. they shove just the tip (again no homo) the fluffy part. And their q-tips are very small, not the huge walmart brand ones the size of a cotton ball. unless you have a pecker the size of a 7 year old, you should be alright.


I didn't feel any discomfort.

[davbrucas]

I probably should. It is the same place who said I had the std before doing any tests and come to find out it was an UTI.

Gonorrhea and chlamydia are UTI's...just sayin'

[347Mike]

Gonorrhea and chlamydia are UTI's...just sayin'

I was tested for all those too. Besides, I think I would know if I had any of those by now...

[Randy]

Funny right?! I'm expensive mother fucker! You better bring your A-game!

wait you don't accept WIC?

[bcoop]

Gonorrhea and chlamydia are UTI's...just sayin'

I've got this burnin' sensation when I pee!

[MutherjuggZ]

Fuck all that shit. They jam a q tip up your dickhole. I ain't going, unless it's about to fall the fuck off.

I didn't give a damn how unpleasant the tests might be. I wanted to make sure my shit wasn't going to fold in on itself and rot away. Just to be sure they didn't miss something in 2008 I retested in 2009 because as Mike said, I've also heard you can have it, test negative and then BAM...breakout with some funk. FUCK ALL THAT

[MutherjuggZ]

I've got this burnin' sensation when I pee!

I've got creepy, crawly crabs crawlin' all over me.... those itchy little bastards, ya just can't get em to leave!

[bcoop]

I didn't give a damn how unpleasant the tests might be. I wanted to make sure my shit wasn't going to fold in on itself and rot away. Just to be sure they didn't miss something in 2008 I retested in 2009 because as Mike said, I've also heard you can have it, test negative and then BAM...breakout with some funk. FUCK ALL THAT

BAM, look at that. Three warts just popped up on my stump. Fuck.

[Silverback]

I've got this burnin' sensation when I pee!

No, I don't think you understand, muthafucking fire shoots out of my dick!

It's like a cock flame thrower!