If aliens were to invade...

[LaserSVT]

[roliath]

that's the idea, we'll just throw stanks and hoes at the aliens!
they could not resist that human poon.

[jw33]

plasma rifle in a 40w range.

[LaserSVT]

Put a nuke in their mother ship and fly F-18s into their main weapons on the smaller ships.

[roliath]

Put a nuke in their mother ship and fly F-18s into their main weapons on the smaller ships.

YOU THINK YOUR WEAPONS CAN HURT THEM!

[sig239]

we would lose epically.

one reason: congress would have to call a session to declare war on aliens and itd take em 2 weeks to get everyone to agree on the terms of the war.

And bummer would spend days apologizing to them.

[LaserSVT]

Find a small obnoxious African American kid and give him to the lead alien in a suit hoping that he will en-deer himself to the alien and they call off their giant robot thus saving man kind.

[carbd89sleeper]

that's the idea, we'll just throw stanks and hoes at the aliens!
they could not resist that human poon.

AWW....the power of pussy!!! Amazing!

[1kwikGT]

I think the easiest way for them to wipe us out without hurting the planet would be biological warfare of some type. If they are advanced enough to come across the cosmos they could probably whip up a virus that would or a neural toxin that would wipe us all out with out costing them anything and leaving the planet intact.

[carparks]

Or maybe they're just some crazy teenagers...

[John -- '02 HAWK]

I think the easiest way for them to wipe us out without hurting the planet would be biological warfare of some type. If they are advanced enough to come across the cosmos they could probably whip up a virus that would or a neural toxin that would wipe us all out with out costing them anything and leaving the planet intact.

or make the dead come back to life

[Osiris]

or make the dead come back to life

Then we are all fucked because We'd have to deal with aliens and zombies!

[Broncojohnny]

Landsharks with laser beams on their heads....

[lincolnboy]

What if they wanna harvest farts. Maybe fart to them are drugs. Maybe the aliens that do come here are druglord alien stealing drug from us to sell to their own kind.

[silverhatch]

What if they wanna harvest farts. Maybe fart to them are drugs. Maybe the aliens that do come here are druglord alien stealing drug from us to sell to their own kind.

This would explain all of the anal probing.