restaurant bans children

[bcoop]

I can't CONTROL if one my children decide to make the worst fucking mistake of his life while in public, but what I DO have control over is the number of back hands they'll get from me for trying to pull such a stunt.

This being said, no one else should have to endure my role as a mother or my childrens ability to act age appropriate at any given moment, while trying to enjoy their damn food either.

Should your child decide to make a run at asshole of the year, you take the kid outside or to the bathroom and fix the problem. I've never had to leave a restaurant, or any public place due to my kids' behavior. Most times, it's corrected with nothing more than a look. But I rule with an iron fist, and it's the ever present threat of getting smacked if they get out of line that keeps them minding their p's and q's.

[MutherjuggZ]

Should your child decide to make a run at asshole of the year, you take the kid outside or to the bathroom and fix the problem. I've never had to leave a restaurant, or any public place due to my kids' behavior. Most times, it's corrected with nothing more than a look. But I rule with an iron fist, and it's the ever present threat of getting smacked if they get out of line that keeps them minding their p's and q's.

I LOOOOVE my evil look. One glare and my kids sit straight the fuck up and zip their yaps. I joke around all the time that my kids value oxygen too much to cross me. Although it's a joke, it's also true LOL

[Randy]

I LOOOOVE my evil look. One glare and my kids sit straight the fuck up and zip their yaps. I joke around all the time that my kids value oxygen too much to cross me. Although it's a joke, it's also true LOL

lol... ya my kiddo knows that too i can give her this look and she will start crying...... its like magic.

[MutherjuggZ]

lol thats true.... thats why you beat the kid behind closed doors while making this crazy face... then when theyre acting stupid in public just give them that stare cause theyll know whats coming...... its like how you train the dog with the bell when its feeding time....

Oh believe me I do rule with an iron fucking fist, I was just playing devils advocate for all the people that make excuses

Plain and simple... your children don't have a chance to muck up someone's night if you're not allowed to take them in the place and that option is GOLDEN.

I sometimes feel sorry for my kids because we'll be somewhere and all the children will be acting like crazy fucking monkeys jumping all over the place and my children just stare with this lost look in their eyes as they try to figure out how it is all those kids are acting like that, and still alive.

[Silverback]

Jr. is better behaved than I am in a restaurant.

god bless.

And he's less handsy with the waitresses!!!

[EW]

Fact: Parents are the only ones who like their kids. Everyone else is annoyed by them. I hope more businesses follow suit.

[Randy]

I sometimes feel sorry for my kids because we'll be somewhere and all the children will be acting like crazy fucking monkeys jumping all over the place and my children just stare with this lost look in their eyes as they try to figure out how it is all those kids are acting like that, and still alive.

that was the stare my kiddo gave me when we were with those annoying ass in-law kids

[SEB]

I think more places need to do this. I cant stand paying good money for a meal with some kid screaming. Hell the other day I was at Taco Casa & this kid starts screaming at the table next to me. I got up & moved to another table. Of course its some white trash chick & she starts mouthing me & my GF cause we moved. We both just ignore her & try to finish out meal. But she keeps going on & on. We both still dont say anything just ignore her. She leaves after BITCHING OF COURSE & coming up to the table & saying some choice words to us.

I wanted to say something & it took everything in me not to. But she was one of those woman who think they can stand up to a man & I could tell it. So im thinking the high road paid off.

Point is. People dont control their kids & dont care if it bothers the people around them.

[ELVIS]

I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

Chorus:
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be


Chorus

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

god bless.

[SEB]

I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

Chorus:
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
Lyrics www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/whitney_houston/
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be


Chorus

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

god bless.

Really

[ELVIS]

Really

oh yes!

god bless.

[Randy]

I think more places need to do this. I cant stand paying good money for a meal with some kid screaming. Hell the other day I was at Taco Casa & this kid starts screaming at the table next to me. I got up & moved to another table. Of course its some white trash chick & she starts mouthing me & my GF cause we moved. We both just ignore her & try to finish out meal. But she keeps going on & on. We both still dont say anything just ignore her. She leaves after BITCHING OF COURSE & coming up to the table & saying some choice words to us.

I wanted to say something & it took everything in me not to. But she was one of those woman who think they can stand up to a man & I could tell it. So im thinking the high road paid off.

Point is. People dont control their kids & dont care if it bothers the people around them.

EEK i think i would have told her if she didnt want to be screaming like her bratty ass kid it would be best she walked away from the table......

[Smurfette]

I sometimes feel sorry for my kids because we'll be somewhere and all the children will be acting like crazy fucking monkeys jumping all over the place and my children just stare with this lost look in their eyes as they try to figure out how it is all those kids are acting like that, and still alive.

^THIS. I met one of Isaac's former class mates, her sister and mother for lunch one day. My kids were sitting down, eating their food and hers were going nuts. She looked at me and said "How do you make them sit down?" I said "if they don't behave I spank their asses." She looked at me like I was evil.



When Gargamel and I go to dinner without kids it never fails that we end up next to a screaming child..it's like we have a magnet. I would LOVE to have restaurants where kids are not allowed. As SEB said..Nothing worse than forking over cash for a decent meal and having to deal with screaming children.

[Randy]

When Gargamel and I go to dinner without kids it never fails that we end up next to a screaming child..it's like we have a magnet. I would LOVE to have restaurants where kids are not allowed. As SEB said..Nothing worse than forking over cash for a decent meal and having to deal with screaming children.

Yeah my wife dont give a fuck.... she's told kids to shush or stop crying in front of their parents..... hell when were in a movie and i hear that fucking baby screaming or some bratty kid going off i just yell out SHUT THE FUCK UP!! and they normally muzzle the kid or get up and leave.

[centexchick]

Oh believe me I do rule with an iron fucking fist, I was just playing devils advocate for all the people that make excuses

Plain and simple... your children don't have a chance to muck up someone's night if you're not allowed to take them in the place and that option is GOLDEN.

I sometimes feel sorry for my kids because we'll be somewhere and all the children will be acting like crazy fucking monkeys jumping all over the place and my children just stare with this lost look in their eyes as they try to figure out how it is all those kids are acting like that, and still alive.

I do not feel sorry for my kid. He is polite, is not allowed to "wonder" or mess around. He certainly does not go with us if we are going somewhere really nice. However, I know that he would be on his best behavior...He loves to eat, lol. One thing we stated when he was little was taking his own portable highchair whereever we went. When he was old enough to eat with us, that is where he was, he didn't get up and run every where. He didn't cry and if he did I immediately left with him. I don't want to be interrupted by someone's child throwing a fit...or just having a bad day. I want to enjoy myself....which is why we did not take him to the movies until he was around 4 or so. It's just rude to do otherwise.


We took him to the Riata in Alpine when he was 5. He told the waitress when he ordered that he wanted a 16oz ribeye with lots of marbling (and yes, he used that term), medium rare, mushrooms on top, mashed potatoes and green beans. She just kept eyeing his daddy and me like we were nuts. He did not eat the whole thing, but he put a hurtin on it. The chef came out in his full get-up wanting to see this little kid who knew how to order a steak.