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    1. Don't eat all the fajitas.
    2. Don't rape your friends wife unless it is a mutual swap.
    3. Don't watch your friend fall asleep unless you are female... that's just sweet.
    4. Don't be the drunk guy who fights everyone.
    5. Have open conversations about circumcisions.
    Last edited by mustangguy289; 07-11-2011, 08:02 AM.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
    1. Don't eat all the fajitas.
    2. Don't rape your friends wife unless it is a mutual swap.
    3. Don't watch your friend fall asleep unless you are female... that's just sweet.
    4. Don't be the drunk guy who fights everyone.
    Why is there always one of these guys in the group? The same guy always gets in some type of altercation at a bar or just walking down the street.

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    • #3
      proppper speeling eDiquette??

      god bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
        Why is there always one of these guys in the group? The same guy always gets in some type of altercation at a bar or just walking down the street.
        RyanB gets around.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
          proppper speeling eDiquette??

          god bless.
          dyslexic much?
          www.dfwdirtriders.com

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
            Why is there always one of these guys in the group? The same guy always gets in some type of altercation at a bar or just walking down the street.
            They are usually the passive aggressive types who think about doing such things, but would never dare when sober. Alcohol is a truth serum. It's crap when someone excuses their actions for "being drunk."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BP View Post
              RyanB gets around.
              Originally posted by Swamp Donkey View Post
              Sounds like he needs to be slapped.
              I'll say it again...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Swamp Donkey View Post
                I'll say it again...
                How much for me to post a YouTube clip of me doing it? lol

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
                  1. Don't eat all the fajitas.
                  2. Don't rape your friends wife unless it is a mutual swap.
                  3. Don't watch your friend fall asleep unless you are female... that's just sweet.
                  4. Don't be the drunk guy who fights everyone.
                  5. Have open conversations about circumcisions.
                  Let's not forget "Don't be THAT guy that knows a scary amount of information about asshole bleaching"
                  Originally posted by Vertnut
                  I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                    They are usually the passive aggressive types who think about doing such things, but would never dare when sober. Alcohol is a truth serum. It's crap when someone excuses their actions for "being drunk."
                    Drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

                    320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

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                    • #11
                      rough friend weekend....
                      Originally posted by Da Prez
                      Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
                      Originally posted by VETTKLR


                      Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MattB View Post
                        How much for me to post a YouTube clip of me doing it? lol
                        Damnit! All my money is going to Cord Dog 7 for lunch today

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                        • #13
                          I love fajitas.
                          2004 Cobra
                          Originally posted by The Raven
                          This is exactly why if I ever have a daughter, I'm going to teach her to swallow early on.

                          Originally posted by Marisa
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Undertaker View Post
                            I love fajitas.
                            Do you like them when there is so much meat it's hanging out?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
                              1. Don't eat all the fajitas.
                              2. Don't rape your friends wife unless it is a mutual swap.
                              3. Don't watch your friend fall asleep unless you are female... that's just sweet.
                              4. Don't be the drunk guy who fights everyone.
                              5. Have open conversations about circumcisions.
                              Lets add ball sack funk conversations to the list.

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