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    Maybe I'm just being an unappreciative jerk and they're just making sure I'm safe while I'm at my most vulnerable moment. Just seems odd.
    "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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    Hope you don't sleep with your mouth open! It is kinda weird, unless its a girl. My girl will watch me sleep, My friend's will be like, "naw, he's good".

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    • #3
      Just be quiet and lay back down. I got you buddy.
      .223 > 911

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      • #4
        ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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        • #5
          They are just the ones that truly do care, until you go to sleep and then they rape you.

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          • #6
            I like when you sleep on your tummy.
            www.dfwdirtriders.com

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            • #7
              I wish my wife would sleep with her mouth open

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Swamp Donkey View Post
                I wish my wife would sleep with her mouth open
                You don't have to wait until I'm asleep to get that.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by HeatherD View Post
                  You don't have to wait until I'm asleep to get that.
                  Post tits or get the fuck out, newb!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HeatherD View Post
                    You don't have to wait until I'm asleep to get that.
                    How you doing!

                    Maybe you could expand a bit and give him a hummer while he types on the keyboard.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                      Post tits or get the fuck out, newb!
                      This.

                      Rules is rules.
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                      • #12
                        Heather D & Swamp Donkey are married.
                        Originally posted by talisman
                        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                        Originally posted by AdamLX
                        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        Because fuck you, that's why
                        Originally posted by 80coupe
                        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                        Originally posted by Rick Modena
                        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                        Originally posted by Jester
                        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                          Heather D & Swamp Donkey are married.
                          NOFUCKINWAI! What gave that one away, Einstein?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                            Heather D & Swamp Donkey are married.
                            So you're saying he should have already posted them?
                            .

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
                              So you're saying he should have already posted them?
                              He's been holding out on us. It calls for a banning, IMO.

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