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    If anyone has a vast knowledge of the legal system or works with or in the legal system please pm me I need a quick question answered.
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  • #2
    Surcharges.
    Originally posted by talisman
    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
    Originally posted by AdamLX
    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    Because fuck you, that's why
    Originally posted by 80coupe
    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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    • #3
      The answer is 42.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by GE View Post
        The answer is 42.


        This is correct. That will be $300.

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        • #5
          If it's divorce and you are a male in the State of Texas....

          Forget it... Just give her everything... It's cheaper that way...

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          • #6
            No its nothing about divorce or anything like that. It is just a quick legal question.
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            • #7
              Just remember, she said she was 18.

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              • #8
                Your title is misleading, there is absolutely no valid legal advice in this thread.

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                • #9
                  Always plead the 5th
                  Originally posted by talisman
                  I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                  Originally posted by AdamLX
                  If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  Because fuck you, that's why
                  Originally posted by 80coupe
                  nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena
                  ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                  Originally posted by Jester
                  Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                  • #10
                    It does not work this way.

                    Story first.
                    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                    • #11
                      Blame it on the Mexicans
                      Check your self bro , you're not that cool.

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                      • #12
                        Fuck the Police.
                        That is all the legal advice need be given.
                        I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                        Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                        • #13
                          When in doubt, always choose C.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by paul_376 View Post
                            Blame it on the Mexicans
                            Man don't blame it on them. Blame it on the alcohol!
                            Originally posted by talisman
                            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                            Originally posted by AdamLX
                            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                            Because fuck you, that's why
                            Originally posted by 80coupe
                            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                            Originally posted by Rick Modena
                            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                            Originally posted by Jester
                            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                            • #15
                              § 25.02. PROHIBITED SEXUAL CONDUCT. (a) A person commits
                              an offense if the person engages in sexual intercourse or deviate
                              sexual intercourse with another person the actor knows to be,
                              without regard to legitimacy:
                              (1) the actor's ancestor or descendant by blood or
                              adoption;
                              (2) the actor's current or former stepchild or
                              stepparent;
                              (3) the actor's parent's brother or sister of the whole
                              or half blood;
                              (4) the actor's brother or sister of the whole or half
                              blood or by adoption;
                              (5) the children of the actor's brother or sister of
                              the whole or half blood or by adoption; or
                              (6) the son or daughter of the actor's aunt or uncle of
                              the whole or half blood or by adoption.
                              (b) For purposes of this section:
                              (1) "Deviate sexual intercourse" means any contact
                              between the genitals of one person and the mouth or anus of another
                              person with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any
                              person.
                              (2) "Sexual intercourse" means any penetration of the
                              female sex organ by the male sex organ.
                              (c) An offense under this section is a felony of the third
                              degree, unless the offense is committed under Subsection (a)(6), in
                              which event the offense is a felony of the second degree.

                              Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, § 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974.
                              Amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, § 1.01, eff. Sept. 1,
                              1994; Acts 2005, 79th Leg., ch. 268, § 4.04, eff. Sept. 1, 2005.
                              Whos your Daddy?

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