I've almost creamed 2 of these little idiots on the way into work in the last 2 weeks. I've also seen several scattered all over north Green Oaks. Are they having a population explosion in this area or have I just never noticed before? They don't move very quick. I think the next time I'm going to stop, scoop the little bastard up and give my border collie a new playmate.
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I don't know shit about these guys but the other night I was outside taking some night photos around midnight and noticed I was about 5 feet from one digging in my neighbors bushes.
I don't know if those things have rabis or what but it scared the living shit out of me... lolzOriginally posted by Cmarsh93zDon't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.
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Originally posted by talisman View PostYeah, I'll drop the top and he can hang his little claw out the passenger side with a Lonestar!Originally posted by Cmarsh93zDon't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.
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I'm surprised you didn't pick one up and send it to your ex old lady as a pet. Don't those things carry leprosy?Originally posted by racrguyWhat's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?Originally posted by racrguyVoting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.
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Originally posted by Broncojohnny View PostI'm surprised you didn't pick one up and send it to your ex old lady as a pet. Don't those things carry leprosy?Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by Broncojohnny View PostI'm surprised you didn't pick one up and send it to your ex old lady as a pet. Don't those things carry leprosy?Originally posted by JesterEvery time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.Originally posted by DennyWhat the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
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I have seen more of them this year as well. Yes, they can carry bacteria and disease.
They are quick as shit when they are scared, but I think they are too stupid to be scared of cars.
Except for being highway pancakes they are tough little buggers, I put a few .22 rounds in one and when he ran to a tree to begin digging his way away from me, he was still really difficult to pull out by the tail.
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Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View PostThat's simply not true.
The two I've almost hit have been ambling along like they didn't have a care in the world. The fuckin' one I almost got today, actually got on the curb then stopped about 2 feet from my drivers door and looked at me like "Watch it, asshole!" while I was stopped.
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