Driving for thirteen hours by your self.

[Cooter]

Just lock a pair of those alligator mouth style vice grips on your sack, you can drive from here to Anchorage!

LMMFAO!!!!!!!! posts like this are what make a legend a legend

[Grimpala]

Some of us should GTG and run the Smokey and the Bandit route some time. Except to make it a little easier we can go from Texarkana to Atlanta and back.

[Broncojohnny]

Some of us should GTG and run the Smokey and the Bandit route some time. Except to make it a little easier we can go from Texarkana to Atlanta and back.

If you take Coors beer east of the Mississippi, well that's bootleggin'...

[Sean88gt]

13 hrs isn't much. You just do it.

[talisman]

you just gotta be a fuckin' grizzly and do it!

"If you're gonna be a bear, be a GRIZZLY!"

[03trubluGT]

Is Pumpkin seeds code word for donuts?



I know, very original

You know I don't eat that crap!

I get the baked/salted pumpkin seeds. Good for roughage!

[Grimpala]

If you take Coors beer east of the Mississippi, well that's bootleggin'...

We'll carry a few jars of shine just to make sure that the trip is the same kind of illegal it was back in the 70's.

[Cooter]

"If you're gonna be a bear, be a GRIZZLY!"

glad somebody got it

[SNEAKY]

13 hrs isn't much. You just do it.

yes ma'am

[Chas_svo]

I've done 19 hours straight, hustling kids back and forth from Phx to central tx, and tried many of the above. It still sux.

[GhostTX]

Chewing action is supposed to help with blood flow to the head, thus helping you stay awake. So gum, jerky, anything that'll make you chew.

Caffeine takes about 15-30 minutes to kick in and also last 1-3 hours depending on your metabolism. Also, the more you consume, the more "tolerant" of it you'll become.

Finally, don't be afraid to take a power nap! Schedule won't matter much if you roll the car. I'll find a "safe" place to park, crack the windows and take a 20-minute power nap. That usually refreshes me for a few hours.

[barronj]

Death metal, furious masturbation and methamphetamine.

I like to swerve erratically before I get tired.

Also visit the truck stops, lot lizards can be a lot of fun. The best part is throwing them out of your truck afterwards.

Minithins, a sixer of Jolt, and a #10 can to piss in while you're making time.

[Cannon]

I've made the NC to TX trip many times by myself. I would stop every hour and walk around, get a RedBull, piss, etc... just make sure you stop. If it gets real bad stop in a rest area and sleep for a couple hours, you'd be surprised how much a couple hours helps with mental an physical fatigue.

[BlackSnake]

Sunflower seeds. I keep a bag or two in my truck at all times. Works great every Sunday evening after a long weekend at the deer lease.

[46Tbird]

You goofy motherfucker!!