"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?" - Joe Dirt
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Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View PostHey take it easy.. It won't be me. Some kids always come over in the cul de sac and pop some off and leave...
<===== Never shot off fireworks in our neighborhood.
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Originally posted by Cannon88 View Post"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?" - Joe Dirt
Because snakes and sparklers
are the only ones I like.I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck
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Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View PostI might need a place to pop them off. My buddy usually invites me over to his Mo-in-Law's place near Waxahachie with a lake in the back yard but this year he's going to KCOriginally posted by VertnutI'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!
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Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View PostWell, I don't actually even know the name of the place. I think it's called "Fireworks" or something.... LOL
Just call 817-891-3918 and some girl named Kim should answer. She'll fix you up.
that's what I heard anywayOriginally posted by VertnutI'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!
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Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View PostIt's called MJK Fireworks located off of exit #16 down 35w south of Alvarado on the north bound service road. Any purchases over $100 get free delivery and any friends that mention dfwmustangs will get some extra goodies
that's what I heard anyway"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View PostIt's called MJK Fireworks located off of exit #16 down 35w south of Alvarado on the north bound service road. Any purchases over $100 get free delivery and any friends that mention dfwmustangs will get some extra goodies
that's what I heard anywayG'Day Mate
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Originally posted by Blame Canada View PostNo.
Because snakes and sparklers
are the only ones I like.
Originally posted by Joe DirtJoe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
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Originally posted by bcoop View PostFireworks around here are going to be a big no no this year, aren't they? I thought I'd heard several counties had already banned them.
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