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  • #31
    Originally posted by centexchick View Post
    tease.....
    Not everyone can be a pimp like daddy, babe.
    Originally posted by Silverback
    Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by centexchick View Post
      tease.....
      Hahahaha!

      I know you're married and shit, so I'll be one of the few on the board and respect that.

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      • #33
        Thats a good cover story for stalking.

        "uh, sorry I was staring at you through your window. I was walking to my front door and forgot to turn. No its ok, you dont need to get dressed."
        Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by LaserSVT View Post
          Thats a good cover story for stalking.

          "uh, sorry I was staring at you through your window. I was walking to my front door and forgot to turn. No its ok, you dont need to get dressed."
          I've found in police work that 99% of the nudity an officer sees is not of the type that you want to see. I've literally used bleach on my eyes before!!!

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          • #35
            that explains alot...
            First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
              I've literally used bleach on my eyes before!!!
              Literally, eh? Sounds smart.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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              • #37
                guilty conscience? do people really check to see who has viewed their profile?
                www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                  Literally, eh? Sounds smart.
                  Not really. Tide with Bleach works better.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                    Hahahaha!

                    I know you're married and shit, so I'll be one of the few on the board and respect that.
                    oh sure.....well that just ruined my day....lol

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                    • #40
                      I'm stalking every user posting in this thread.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                        I forgot to add that part, I meant to say it happens on the iPhone.
                        pfft. That never happens on my ANDROID!!!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by centexchick View Post
                          oh sure.....well that just ruined my day....lol
                          If you play with fire, you might get burnt....

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                            If you play with fire, you might get burnt....
                            that's what happens when you bang dirty prostitutes
                            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                            HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                              One of the things I hate about navigating the board is clicking on links (like member info)'when I don't mean to.

                              I'm sure a bunch of people are like "WTF is that cop doing looking at my profile?"

                              Trust me, it is purely unintentional.
                              Why does it matter who looks at who's profile? Can I be popular since I've had so many views? I'm kidding, I do not flatter myself over such things, Nor do I even wonder why my profile was viewed. People are curious for all kinds of reasons. Look at it...I don't give a shit.
                              Originally posted by Vertnut
                              I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                                that's what happens when you bang dirty prostitutes
                                Or women in Bangkok with penis's...
                                Originally posted by Vertnut
                                I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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