Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
"uh, sorry I was staring at you through your window. I was walking to my front door and forgot to turn. No its ok, you dont need to get dressed."
I've found in police work that 99% of the nudity an officer sees is not of the type that you want to see. I've literally used bleach on my eyes before!!!
One of the things I hate about navigating the board is clicking on links (like member info)'when I don't mean to.
I'm sure a bunch of people are like "WTF is that cop doing looking at my profile?"
Trust me, it is purely unintentional.
Why does it matter who looks at who's profile? Can I be popular since I've had so many views? I'm kidding, I do not flatter myself over such things, Nor do I even wonder why my profile was viewed. People are curious for all kinds of reasons. Look at it...I don't give a shit.
Originally posted by Vertnut
I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!
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