Hey, Morticia05GT.........

[davbrucas]

Picky fucker. I don't give a damn WHO they belong to, I want a shot!

Okay...I will have Fat Matt put a shot between his C cups and you can slurp til your heart's content!

If those are Kim's tits, then I want a shot.

Picky fucker. I don't give a damn WHO they belong to, I want a shot!

[davbrucas]

If those are Kim's tits, then I want a shot.

[MutherjuggZ]

You dumb bitch. You can edit all your own posts, but everything is retained in people quoting you. Story of your life, a whole lot of fruitless effort that changes nothing at all.

but,but, putting ................ is so much fun!!!!

You dumb bitch. You can edit all your own posts, but everything is retained in people quoting you. Story of your life, a whole lot of fruitless effort that changes nothing at all.

[Grimpala]

Wow, you called that. LOL


I <3 Juggz. Can we get a little jello up in this bitch?

[Leah]

Quoted in case it magically gets deleted..

....

Wow, you called that. LOL


I <3 Juggz. Can we get a little jello up in this bitch?

Have you ever noticed that there is a strong hint of misogyny in your posts regarding women? You've got the narcissism and delusions of grandeur down pat, but you might consider adding that to your résumé as well.

Have you ever noticed you've turned into a self righteous douchebag since you've stopped drinking 2 weeks ago? Give me a fucking break. There are all of 10 females on this board. As Chuck Palahniuk says when questioned about his female characters, I put the men through MUCH worse hell than the females. If there there is a certain bitterness ascribed to my reaction to entitled, excuse laden bullshitfests of victimization by the opposing gender that can't manage to get their shit together, consider my recent history and wonder to yourself if maybe I've seen enough of that crap for one life time up close and personal. I'll certainly give no quarter to this 8 screen name having, debt dodging, dead animal posting hag that can't keep a fucking job for more than 2 days, yet gobbles up cars faster than Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

LOL. I come from very humble beginnings. Neither of my parents finished HS. I did not get a new pair of shoes until I was 13-14...it was all hand-me-downs until then. I bought my first car as a senior in HS because my parents couldnt afford to buy one. My father worked in the oilfield his whole life and we couldnt afford a spoon, much less a silver one.
I decided that I didnt want to live like that so I got off my ass a made something of myself. So dont give me that woe is me attitude. Youre lazy and blame others or your past or your medical problems instead of learning some personal responsibility. But dont sweat it. Its the new American Way. Somebody will take care of you.
I agree with the misogynic, narcissistic megalomaniac...get busy living, or get busy dying. Your choice.

Fuck yeah.

[mstng86]

LMFAO!


So much win in here!


Im a fat ass myself. Not from all the salads and chicken I eat, more from the tasty bacon and sodas. Gonna go ahead and blame it on my thyroid now. That and I was raped by Christi Brinkley as a teenager........ or was that fapping to her?

Maybe you should sue Christi Brinkley for having so much hotness she made you fap?

[Randy]

I have a pussy too, bitch.... and it doesn't make me want to be anywhere near the level of worthlessness you've displayed around here...so find another weak ass excuse for why it's okay to be a dishonest thieving cunt. Keep throwing the excuses out here like you've been doing and we'll continue to find failure in every single one of your excuses. WHY? Because there is NEVER GOING TO BE A GOOD EXCUSE TO JUSTIFYING STEALING

I think............ I'm in love!!!!!!

[LaserSVT]

Catholic Priests

LMFAO!


So much win in here!


Im a fat ass myself. Not from all the salads and chicken I eat, more from the tasty bacon and sodas. Gonna go ahead and blame it on my thyroid now. That and I was raped by Christi Brinkley as a teenager........ or was that fapping to her?

[ELVIS]

ain't no thang but logistics, baby!

"log"istics!!!!!!!1111111111111 i'm #1 in the #2 business.

god bless.

[Silverback]

lolZ nope. "log jam" in the #5 stall.

god bless.

ain't no thang but logistics, baby!

[ELVIS]

What, someone couldn't find the keys to the forklift again?

lolZ nope. "log jam" in the #5 stall.

god bless.

[Silverback]

only $63. got an important email and had to head back to the office.

mad props matt. smoke is coming out of my abnormally large ears from reading that.

god bless.

What, someone couldn't find the keys to the forklift again?