Southwest pilot..."gays and grannys and grandes" LMAO!

[46Tbird]

I would have loved to have been a pilot in the 60s. I can't even remember the last time I saw a quasi-decent looking flight attendant. When I do, she is usually getting off the flight I'm about be on, while they're loading up bails of hay for the new crew..

Fly Virgin America... like I am.

[Chili]

awesome.

[Gargamel]

That happened to me once during a high power engine run not long ago. We were talking about this quit little blond Crew Chief we wanted to fuck. Then we heard the tower say "The one talking about Amanda needs to maintain radio discipline" We all shit a brick

Happened to me... Met a chick at the enlisted club while I was in tech school.

Chatted her up and then later that night my roommate and I were saying some not-so professional albeit complimentary things (in a 20 year old idiotic sort of way) about her. About 60 seconds later there's a knock at our barracks room door... I open the door... there she is, looking pissed... and says "I can hear you two talking about me through the air vents asshole...."

Found out the hard way that she checked into the school that day and they put her right next to us...

Whoops....

[helosailor]

Just not with you



Just kidding

Good thing you put that white text in there!

lol

[LANTIRN]

Reminds me of the time I was on augmentee duty in the Air Force. We had to sit in a pickup truck on the flightline for 12 hours straight watching parked jets. We were talking about some funny shit that had happened to us, and my mike got keyed for about 20 minutes while I went on about some gay guy trying to pick me up in a London pub. My partner's mike was either turned off or not working, so they couldn't radio in and tell us the mike was keyed, and they had no idea who it was, so I just kept going on about this gay dude that wanted to fuck me. They only figured out who it was after one of the Sergeants on duty went to each post to check mikes. After that I was the guy that like to hang out in gay bars.

[Beaterjuiced]

Ahhh holy shit I'm rolling again, had to let my old lady listen.

At around 1:34 min, ".....friendly, but they're still mopeds....ya know what I mean?...just wouldn't want anybody to know that I had banged them." lmgdao

"uhhhh Houustonnn.....blah blah..........and that was not us!", "and it wasn't us either!"

[talisman]

Fly Virgin America... like I am.

Appropriate name, considering their passenger base, apparently! lmao

[stevo]

This story is kinda along the same lines...

Back when I was playing World of Warcraft regularly, our group was doing a weekly raid, and when we did it we used a voice program (ventrilo). One of the guys in our group was a cop. Well, it seemed one night he was playing WoW in a squad car, somehow his radio was queued up as we all were chatting away playing, and it was all broadcasted for a few minutes.

He told us the next week he caught hell over it.

Stevo

[ZYouL8R]

Love everyone trying to tone him.

[Unicorn Jeff]

This story is kinda along the same lines...

Back when I was playing World of Warcraft regularly, our group was doing a weekly raid, and when we did it we used a voice program (ventrilo). One of the guys in our group was a cop. Well, it seemed one night he was playing WoW in a squad car, somehow his radio was queued up as we all were chatting away playing, and it was all broadcasted for a few minutes.

He told us the next week he caught hell over it.

Stevo

Was he raiding or just chatting in vent with you guys? If he was raiding that must of been a beast ass fucking aircard! Speaking of vent... everyone is switching to mumble... fucking lame!

[talisman]

You can also tell that wasn't the first time he laid out that speech..

[jason07]

lol that was pretty funny

[Captain Crawfish]

Dont blame the guy i had a 2 hour flight on a southwest jet with 2 fags as flight attendants. I seriously contemplated jumping out of the fucker it was that bad. Something about being in confined spaces with a bunch of pole smokers that talk like they have a corn cob up their ass doesnt set well with me. Lets get some T and A in there for some scenery Geez I'll gladly pay an xtra 10 bux just keep the fags to a minimum. Can the guy fly the damn plane? If he can slap him on the wrist and leave him be its nothing noone else on the plane wasnt thinking anyways. LUV doesnt mean we have to love faggots. BTW going on a rant is a huge stress reliever I do it daily it helps calm the nerves. If i had my day on tape i could probably sell it as comedy

[Captain Crawfish]

http://www.marketwatch.com/video/asset/airlines-are-yucking-it-up-at-30000-feet-2011-06-21/A646F17A-3D26-4F44-BE67-F703A68FCF1C?link=mw_home_kiosk#!A646F17A-3D26-4F44-BE67-F703A68FCF1C

How about the richard simmons one lmao how fucking gay is that shit!

[Baba Ganoush]

Hot Filipino flight attendants ftw.