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  • Poop, its whats for dinner.

    Originally posted by CrazyJapaneseScientists
    Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
    Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.
    The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.
    Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.
    The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.
    Waste not; want not.
    Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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    • #3
      Eat Shit and howl at the Moon!

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      • #4
        The japanese eat shit that still looks and tastes like shit, so this does not surprise me.
        Ded

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        • #5
          I wonder when bcoop is going to throw one of those pieces of shits on the grill.
          Last edited by mstng86; 06-17-2011, 03:53 PM.

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          • #6
            Didn't scat eating begin in Japan?

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            • #7
              Soylent Green!!!
              "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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                • #9
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                  Roflmfao!!!!


                  Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
                  There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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                  • #10
                    I'm not eating that shit!

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                    • #11
                      Note to self

                      Never EVER EVER EVER EVER eat a steak from Japan.

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                      • #12
                        FYI, the shit you high falootin' motherfuckers have been eating labeled "KOBE BEEF" is really just some Hiroshima survivor's fecal matter.
                        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Professor Ikeda View Post
                          ...understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces
                          Apparently he doesn't.

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