Dads Are The Original Hipsters

[YALE]

I wish my dad was this cool. Enjoy!

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

[HarrisonTX]

HA. Thank you for this

[Grimpala]

That's some good shit.

[HarrisonTX]

"Your dad drank obscure sodas before you did and he has the cavities to prove it. Fuck Coke and Pepsi, they’re the Justin Bieber of refreshments. When your dad was thirsty he tossed back sodas so obscure that sometimes he didn’t even know what they were. Ginger lemon agave soda, fuck yeah he’s drank it and it doesn’t even exist"

[Wicked98Snake]

Awesome website!

[mstng86]

"Your dad drank obscure sodas before you did and he has the cavities to prove it. Fuck Coke and Pepsi, they’re the Justin Bieber of refreshments. When your dad was thirsty he tossed back sodas so obscure that sometimes he didn’t even know what they were. Ginger lemon agave soda, fuck yeah he’s drank it and it doesn’t even exist"

haha, i laughed at that right before you posted this.

[Wicked98Snake]

Holy shit, lol.

Your dad had big headphones before you did. Right now hipsters you’re probably readying this post with over sized headphones on, listening to a band you discovered on pitchfork, with your legs crossed, touching your face with your left hand, thinking about how douche bag skull candy ear buds are. There’s a reason your dad wore them, so he didn’t have to listen to you throw pissy fits and cry when you were a baby. The last thing he wanted to hear when Jimmy Page was thrashing through a solo was the gutteral, ear deafening screams that would make Beethoven thankful he was deaf.

So hipsters, next time you’re pulling on your headphones to listen to someone whine over bad guitar chords, remember this…

Your dad rocked big headphones because you were a bitch, he’d still be wearing them too but thankful he lost his hearing from living life turned up to 11 and now he can just ignore you.

ps - it’s a good thing you’re reading these words and not listening to them hipsters, because I would be ear banging your auricular cavities with the furious words of your suckitude.

[Slowhand]

Greatness.

[grove rat]

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sick burn

[roliath]

OH man
great find!
I had to forward this to my dad.

[talisman]

Nice find, Yale. There is some solid gold on that site.

Your dad had a Leica before you did. He could set an F-stop with one hand and unhook your mom’s bra with the other. His photos killed it. So hipsters, when you’re ready to stop taking Hipstamatic shots with your iPhone 4, give dad a call for a few lessons.

P.S. Nobody gives a fuck what lens, flash and film you used to take that terrible photo of the vegan, soy, bullshit you’re about to eat, so stop posting it on Facebook.

[gonzoss]

This is great!!!!

[Magnimike1]

Nice find, Yale. There is some solid gold on that site.

Your dad had a Leica before you did. He could set an F-stop with one hand and unhook your mom’s bra with the other. His photos killed it. So hipsters, when you’re ready to stop taking Hipstamatic shots with your iPhone 4, give dad a call for a few lessons.

P.S. Nobody gives a fuck what lens, flash and film you used to take that terrible photo of the vegan, soy, bullshit you’re about to eat, so stop posting it on Facebook.

Fiddy?

[YALE]

Fiddy?

Fiddy's dad, clearly.

[Slowhand]

Fiddy?

I lol'd.

Fiddy's dad, clearly.

And again here.