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  • Man tries to remove wart with a shotgun!

    wow! people are crazy.

    A British man blasted off his own finger with a shotgun to remove a wart that would not clear up with ointments and creams.

    Sean Murphy, from Doncaster in northern England, got rid of the blemish that had bothered him for more than five years, along with most of his finger, the Doncaster Star reported.

    The 38-year-old security guard, who does not regret his extreme method of wart removal, avoided being jailed for illegal possession of a firearm at Doncaster Magistrates' Court on Wednesday.

    Murphy, who was given a suspended 16-week prison sentence, said, "I'm happy with that. I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offense. My solicitor did a very good job."

    He added, "The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me [a] lot of trouble."

    Murphy said the only reason he shot off most of his finger along with the thumbnail-sized wart in March was because of the weapon's recoil.

    "I didn't expect to lose my finger as well when I shot it, but the gun recoiled, and that was it," he said. "The wart was gone, and so was most of my finger. There was nothing left so no chance to re-attach it."

  • #2
    Another vote for socialized medicine...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
      Another vote for socialized medicine...
      Beat me to it.

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      • #4
        Brilliant!
        Originally posted by Nash B.
        Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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        • #5
          I bet it hurt less than freezing it off.

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          • #6
            Couldn't just go down and buy the little freezer thing?

            Hopefully he can't/hasn't reproduced!
            .

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            • #7
              When you need surgical precision, shotgun doesn't really come mind as the tool for the job.
              Atlantic Blue '00 - '03 Cobra motor and TKO600, solid axle, full MM suspension
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              • #8
                Wouldn't you try a razor first? WTF.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Trick Pony View Post
                  When you need surgical precision, shotgun doesn't really come mind as the tool for the job.
                  Unless you're Denzel. He was surgical with that bitch in Training Day.
                  G'Day Mate

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Grimpala View Post
                    Unless you're Denzel. He was surgical with that bitch in Training Day.
                    yup. just axe this guy about his shotgun skillz

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                    • #11
                      Thumbnail sized wart?! Can't blame the guy!

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