Right lane at intersection etiquette

[BP]

Did you pum gas at a diesel pump.

Pump gas no, I did park at the only diesel pump though and went in and got my tacos. Had to go back in a couple of times though because I kept forgetting stuff. It's okay though because I left the windows down with the radio blaring so everyone knew I'd be right back.

Tomorrow I'm going to load the bed of my truck up with day laborers and pay them to stare at the people in the cars behind me all day.

[mustangguy289]

Pump gas no, I did park at the only diesel pump though and went in and got my tacos. Had to go back in a couple of times though because I kept forgetting stuff. It's okay though because I left the windows down with the radio blaring so everyone knew I'd be right back.

Tomorrow I'm going to load the bed of my truck up with day laborers and pay them to stare at the people in the cars behind me all day.

lmao

[CJ]

If you are going straight please don't be in the right lane of a multi lane road when the light turns red at an instersection. I am entitled to be able to turn right on red without waiting on your inconsiderate ass.

I've been contemplating making this thread for at least 5 years. I completely agree. I always get over to be considerate, and if I forget I feel like a total jackass. Had to deal with this shit every morning on my way to work.

[CexMashean]

Just filled up at a diesel pump during lunch, and plenty of other lanes were open. Also managed to populate the right lane the whole way down Plano Parkway, encountering almost every stop light.

[347Mike]

I get in the right lane with my blinker on but never turn.

[CexMashean]

i liked to randomly turn my blinker on in the middle lane, but never move over.
Sometimes i used the hazards, and really confuse people by making strange swerves.

[SouthernSVT]

I hate that shit sooooo much. It's not a big deal if the other lanes are taken, but when they are the only person at the light and still do it, it makes me want to kick puppies. If i'm in a bad/crazy mood, i'll go off-road over the curb or go to the next straight only lane and cut in front of em. Lucky I haven't got a ticket yet honestly.

[CexMashean]

I hate that shit sooooo much. It's not a big deal if the other lanes are taken, but when they are the only person at the light and still do it, it makes me want to kick puppies. If i'm in a bad/crazy mood, i'll go off-road over the curb or go to the next straight only lane and cut in front of em. Lucky I haven't got a ticket yet honestly.

i'd get out of my car, present my chl, and pistol whip you in the nuts.
then i'd show the officer on the scene (who is likely a dfwm member) my dfwm membership card, and i'd get a free pass on my obvious road rage assault charge, plus a raise at my current job which i have two weeks notice in for a better one coming up, a college admission, craigslist links to cheap smokers, and the address to some faggot named Jeff's house with a star gazer decorated coupon to fuck his girlfiend.

[Jimbo]

Don't forget to camp out at four way stops and wave at all other drivers to "go ahead" even though you have the right of way. It will show you are thoughtful of others.

[Jimbo]

Oh, and make sure, when a roadway narrows into one or two lanes, or there is a line of people exiting, that you fucking gun it and fly up to the point of no return then jam your car up the asses of those fools in line.

[Hobie]

If you are going straight please don't be in the right lane of a multi lane road when the light turns red at an instersection. I am entitled to be able to turn right on red without waiting on your inconsiderate ass.

I feel the same, but people don't yield, use blinkers, check their mirrors/blind sport before getting over, or fully stop at stop signs.

People don't even follow basic laws. I'm not even going to try to get scumbags to be courteous.

[Captain Crawfish]

If you are going straight please don't be in the right lane of a multi lane road when the light turns red at an instersection. I am entitled to be able to turn right on red without waiting on your inconsiderate ass.

Impatient people make me laugh

[mustangguy289]

Impatient people make me laugh

People who don't realize hidden meanings make me laugh.

[Captain Crawfish]

People who don't realize hidden meanings make me laugh.

been a long day whats the hidden meaning? i give up

[Captain Crawfish]

Don't forget to camp out at four way stops and wave at all other drivers to "go ahead" even though you have the right of way. It will show you are thoughtful of others.

that shit is funny like im gonna trust some jackass to say i am good to go cause they waved.