Good advise from old people............

[grove rat]

you mean dolphin teeth?

[CJ-95GT]

The best advise i can give to you 20 year olds. Feel free to add advise for the young.

I expected something like don't buy the cow if you get the milk for free coming from you.

[Rlhay2]

Spend less than what you earn!

[S_K]

Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way when you get old, people won't think you are going nuts.

[talisman]

No I just drew the short straw and got my dads brittle chalk like teeth, didnt get my moms factory verniers lol

I've heard dog semen is highly acidic. Thanks for the confirmation.

[MutherjuggZ]

In my old age, if I could pass down one bit of info to save you money and pain........It would be to take really good care of your teeth. Nothing hurts like a tooth and damn if it is not expensive to get them fixed. Brush, floss and stop eating jerky. Thick cut bacon will fuck up a tooth as well.

I have now contributed to the site. The best advise i can give to you 20 year olds. Feel free to add advise for the young.

Best advice ever....


Buy land... it's the only thing they're not making any more of.

[Laura07]

In my old age, if I could pass down one bit of info to save you money and pain........It would be to take really good care of your teeth. Nothing hurts like a tooth and damn if it is not expensive to get them fixed. Brush, floss and stop eating jerky. Thick cut bacon will fuck up a tooth as well.

I have now contributed to the site. The best advise i can give to you 20 year olds. Feel free to add advise for the young.

My grandma will be 88 this year and still has her own teeth. I have those same genes. I've never had a cavity and almost 30. Woowoo

[Stunter Bob]

I've heard dog semen is highly acidic. Thanks for the confirmation.

Is that why your moms teeth are like that? I sure hated all the scraping but thanks for buying her dentures finally..MUCH smoother for me!

[talisman]

Is that why your moms teeth are like that? I sure hated all the scraping but thanks for buying her dentures finally..MUCH smoother for me!

Seriously? A mom joke? Wow.

[BP]

Don't air out your dirty laundry on the internet.

[Stunter Bob]

Seriously? A mom joke? Wow.

Seriously, A semen joke?

[Grimpala]

Seriously, A semen joke?

His was a little more original.

[VaderTT]

I have an affinity to anyone implying that another individual blows or fucks dogs!


cheerio

[BlackSnake]

Don't air out your dirty laundry on the internet.

Dont tell them that. Some of the greatest moments on DFWmustangs were brought to you by dirty laundry.

[BP]

Dont tell them that. Some of the greatest moments on DFWmustangs were brought to you by dirty laundry.

Like any of those retards are going to read and comprehend anything in this thread..