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  • New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose

    This has gotta suck.

    A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

    Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

    The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

    As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and laid him on his side, saving his life.

    The accident happened at Opotiki on the North Island on Saturday.

    Mr McCormack, who is 48, is still in hospital in the nearest town, Whakatane.

    He said that doctors had told him they were surprised that his skin had not burst, as the compressed air - pumping into his body at 100lb/sq in - had separated fat from muscle.
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    I was blowing up like a football... I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon”

    End Quote Steven McCormack

    "I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot.

    "I was blowing up like a football... it felt like I had the bends, like in diving. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon," he told the local newspaper, the Whakatane Beacon.

    He said his skin feels "like a pork roast", hard and crackly on the outside but soft underneath.

    He credits his colleagues, especially Jason Wenham who put him on his side, with saving his life.

    Mr Wenham, Ross Hustler and Robbie Petersen had lifted Mr McCormack off the brass nozzle which was still stuck in his body, and packed ice around his swollen neck until an ambulance arrived.

    Doctors inserted a tube into his lungs to drain the fluid and cleared the wound in his buttock using what felt to him like a drill.

    "That was the most painful part," he said.

    "It's fair to say he's lucky to be alive, it was a potentially life-threatening situation," a hospital spokeswoman told AFP on Wednesday.

    Mr McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does.

    A New Zealand truck driver falls on a compressed air hose and survives being "blown up like a balloon".

  • #2
    That blows!

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    • #3
      So the air came back out his ass?
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #4
        So much for having an inflated ego.

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        • #5
          http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110525/ap_on_re_as/as_new_zealand_human_balloon airhoses and anuses. nuff said.
          http://dfwdirtriders.com/ New Website for the off road peeps

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          • #6
            This blows.
            Originally posted by talisman
            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
            Originally posted by AdamLX
            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
            Because fuck you, that's why
            Originally posted by 80coupe
            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
            Originally posted by Rick Modena
            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
            Originally posted by Jester
            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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            • #7
              Sucks to have undergone this (from his perspective at least), but that is some seriously hilarious shit!


              I'm Lmfao at the air escaping normally. I can almost see fat bastard from austin powers rolling around cursing...
              www.allforoneroofing.com

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              • #8
                And no video?! Wtf?

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                • #9
                  Sure he accidentally took it in da butt.. that'll learn em

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                  • #10
                    talk about a bad case of the queefs

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                    • #11
                      longest fart ever!

                      Seriously though I am calling BS on this one.

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                      • #12
                        LMAO @ the comments..

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