I want to get married!!

[matts5.0]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

[Unicorn Jeff]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

Fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[Mike]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

Fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[Osiris]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

Fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[SouthernSVT]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

Fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[CexMashean]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

Fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[SouthernSVT]

Receptions are fun if it's a good group of people, and an open bar. But i'm sure the fuck not missing a cruise for any wedding except maybe my own, and even that would be a maybe.

[racrguy]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

Fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[Vertnut]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

Fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[mikec]

why are women obsessed with weddings?

Because they know that once they get through the ceremony they don't have to give blow jobs anymore.

[Sean88gt]

why? I dont get it? Im having to miss the cruise because I have to go to one of these stupid things. I guess im an asshole because I hate them, and I dont want to get married anytime in the near future.

I'm sure you have thought of this but fuck that shit, why exactly are you having to go?

[03trubluGT]

You guys are cracking me up!!!!

[Captain Crawfish]

your girl is trying to tell you to shit or get off the pot.

[matts5.0]

your girl is trying to tell you to shit or get off the pot.

Fuck this shit, why am I here?

Free shiner though..

[SouthernSVT]

Free shiner though..

Directions?