Why are you..

[SVTNorthTexas]

Yes call the number for Decorative Surfaces!

Yes, this....but make sure to ask for Chuck.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Yes, this....but make sure to ask for Chuck.

Yeah that's one of my nicksnames I have.

[71chevellejohn]

Here is what aCid did to my sidewalk:


After that, I decided to call mike and he did this:


Definitely call Mike at SciCrete and ask for jeff.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Hahahahaha! That just made my day!

[Grimpala]

Here is what aCid did to my sidewalk:


After that, I decided to call mike and he did this:


Definitely call Mike at SciCrete and ask for jeff.

Not only did he paint the shit out of your sidewalk, he got rid of that annoying looking little girl, paved your yard, stripped it and left you a Samsonite.

Fuckin A, I'm calling Mike and asking for Jeff.

[Mike]

Thanks for the kind words everyone.
I don't always do badass work, but when I do it's because you called Mike and asked for Jeff.

[Wish4svts]

Hell yeah! Jeff is the man when you call Mike!

[71chevellejohn]

I didn't realize you two were a couple.

[Mike]

I wish Jeff would impregnate me

How about you get some concrete work instead.

[Unicorn Jeff]

how about you get some concrete work instead.

lmgdfao!!!!!

[YALE]

It's funny how people with avatars and sigs disabled have no idea what's going on.

Unless we can follow context clues.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Unless we can follow context clues.

Theirs' probably 20 people on this site that can. The rest... Well

[Wicked98Snake]

Holy shit can the fucking clock move any slower! You guys need to come up with some better schtick to make this last hour go faster.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Holy shit can the fucking clock move any slower! You guys need to come up with some better schtick to make this last hour go faster.

I can leave at anytime... but I'm just trying to squeeze 45 more min out of it. Damn fucking hourly.

[Mike]

I can leave at anytime... but I'm just trying to squeeze 45 more min out of it. Damn fucking hourly.

<-- Salary

But I've left early twice this week to play golf.