So this instructor just said

[svauto-erotic855]

Advanced Crime Scene Collecting: How to properly tag and catalog random sex toys.

I about died laughing after reading this. I can just imagine a bunch of detectives trying to ID some of the toys at my GFs office.

[Osiris]

I about died laughing after reading this. I can just imagine a bunch of detectives trying to ID some of the toys at my GFs office.

Pics of said girlfriend.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I about died laughing after reading this. I can just imagine a bunch of detectives trying to ID some of the toys at my GFs office.

Does that mean you're inadequate?

Pics of said girlfriend.

x2

[71chevellejohn]

Drug planting 102: Advanced cover up techniques

Well, let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here.

[TeeShock]

Who told the story in Canada about being on a friend's boat and the chick backfired on him??? I forgot the details

[03trubluGT]

I about died laughing after reading this. I can just imagine a bunch of detectives trying to ID some of the toys at my GFs office.

We recently worked a burglary where the female victim was a meth head. I still can't get over how a 100 lb girl can use such HUGE dildos. Meth desensitzes a person and they need more and more stimulus to reach the same sensations. She must have been using meth for a while. There is no way some of those devices were modeled after a real human being.

Horse maybe, but not human.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Who told the story in Canada about being on a friend's boat and the chick backfired on him??? I forgot the details

93LXHorse or something.

[A+]

i got it on with insanely hot Brazilian dame once and as soon as i put the tip in i skeeted everywhere..aahh....memories. She let me make up for it though, plenty of times.

[svauto-erotic855]

Does that mean you're inadequate?

Not at all. My gals office is a "Dungeon"; she is a professional dominatrix.

[71chevellejohn]

Pics of the gf?

[svauto-erotic855]

Pics of the gf?

This is an old one but it is one of my favorites.

[71chevellejohn]

I prefer the cowgirl look here....http://domina.ms/mistress.php?un=MistressDaria

[lowthreeohz]

Lol!

[svauto-erotic855]

I prefer the cowgirl look here....http://domina.ms/mistress.php?un=MistressDaria

That is her. I've always called that her Wednesday Adams look instead calling it cowgirl and don't care for it much. Sort of surprised that you are familiar with her site. Are you a client of hers?

[svauto-erotic855]

We recently worked a burglary where the female victim was a meth head. I still can't get over how a 100 lb girl can use such HUGE dildos. Meth desensitzes a person and they need more and more stimulus to reach the same sensations. She must have been using meth for a while. There is no way some of those devices were modeled after a real human being.

Horse maybe, but not human.

Did you see the toys while working the scene or were they what was stolen and you recovered them? Either way that sounds like it would have had me laughing for days.

Some tiny chicks can take some big stuff in their coochie so I gave up being surprised sometime ago. Meth just adds more freak to the freak show.

Pics of said girl & toys?