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**Silverback** · 05-26-2011, 01:13 PM

So you didn't hook up with Mariah Carey?

**Binky** · 05-26-2011, 01:14 PM

Nah - I got with Natalie Portman instead.

**jluv** · 05-26-2011, 01:18 PM

We need another "MS Paint Your Worst Sexual Experience" thread.

**SVTNorthTexas** · 05-26-2011, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by jluv View Post

We need another "MS Paint Your Worst Sexual Experience" thread.

Get on it.

**Mike** · 05-26-2011, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by lo3oz View Post

lol we MSPaint our worst sexual experiences here on dfwm!

**Binky** · 05-26-2011, 01:37 PM

$10 says he spent more time drawing the picture above the bed than anything else!

**stevo** · 05-26-2011, 01:47 PM

Being very drunk, fucking some random chick doggie-style and puking on her back.

Stevo

**Osiris** · 05-26-2011, 01:51 PM

Somebody just farted in class near me. Holy fuck.

**Mike** · 05-26-2011, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by Osiris View Post

Somebody just farted in class near me. Holy fuck.

Did it turn you on?

**Grimpala** · 05-26-2011, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

Is this you touching a tranny's tittays?

**Mike** · 05-26-2011, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Grimpala View Post

Is this you touching a tranny's tittays?

Simple answer: No

**sig239** · 05-26-2011, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by joes01bullitt View Post

lincolnboy! that shit was hilarious!

i remember bits and pieces...
wasn't that like 2 years ago or so?

Or more, epic story. Oriental lady with the shits.

**Grimpala** · 05-26-2011, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Mike View Post

Simple answer: No

I guess I do not understand then. We're going to need some explanation.

**Mike** · 05-26-2011, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Grimpala View Post

I guess I do not understand then. We're going to need some explanation.

**FastFord19** · 05-26-2011, 02:53 PM

I was in that class last week. Not a fun one.

So this instructor just said