So this instructor just said

[Ratt]

I always think about the boat story.

That story is fucking awesome.

[joes01bullitt]

That would be Mr. Making Caking.

lincolnboy! that shit was hilarious!

I always think about the boat story.

i remember bits and pieces...
wasn't that like 2 years ago or so?

[Treasure Chest]

"Normal" being the operative word in the lecture....

[CJ-95GT]

So what type of job training are you taking again and is your instructor a female?

[Grimpala]

Originally Posted by Leah
The FUCK?

That would be Mr. Making Caking.

Originally Posted by lincolnboy
Lol. It was after we got done and she goes to clean up. I turned on the light and saw a snicker doodle in bed.

[Grimpala]

Wasn't embarrasing for me, but there was one chick a few years ago that I was driving home from a party that rolled down the window, pulled her tampon out and threw it out the window. Then looked at me and sid "Ok, lets go".

Uhh. Yeah. Nasty bitch. DD stands for Designated Driver - not Designated Dick.

^^^Not a Closer

[joes01bullitt]

Wasn't embarrasing for me, but there was one chick a few years ago that I was driving home from a party that rolled down the window, pulled her tampon out and threw it out the window. Then looked at me and sid "Ok, lets go".

Uhh. Yeah. Nasty bitch. DD stands for Designated Driver - not Designated Dick.

come on dude....

REDWINGS FTW!

[Osiris]

So what type of job training are you taking again and is your instructor a female?

Won't say, and yes.

[Broncojohnny]

Broad generalizations like that are pointless.

[03trubluGT]

WTF kind of class are you in on the taxpayer's dime????


By the way, if you haven't noticed, this board doesn't consist of "normal" people.

[lowthreeohz]

lol we MSPaint our worst sexual experiences here on dfwm!

[Mike]

Wasn't embarrasing for me, but there was one chick a few years ago that I was driving home from a party that rolled down the window, pulled her tampon out and threw it out the window. Then looked at me and sid "Ok, lets go".

Uhh. Yeah. Nasty bitch. DD stands for Designated Driver - not Designated Dick.

^^^Not a Closer

[Silverback]

Chris hasn't closed a deal since I've known him

[Binky]

come on dude....

REDWINGS FTW!

I've already earned my wings. But there was no reason to close on this as I was already dating her friend AND this girl looked like a troll.



When there is a drunk chick that CAN'T get a ride home except by a DD, then that should tell you something. I wasn't even her DD, it was a special "Baby, please take her home now so she doesn't drag down the party"

I got mine that night, but it wasn't from the troll.

[Binky]

Chris hasn't closed a deal since I've known him

I'm a consultant.