How do you maintain your cool at work?

[Mike]

I call in and disguise my voice as an irate customer and cuss at whoever made me mad!

Awesome

[Broncojohnny]

My "boss" is actually one of my friends and I tell him his ideas are stupid all the time. I also correct his sentences because he can't write for shit. We get along great though, mainly because we compliment each other in a lot of ways and have a lot of strength as a team.

Outside of that environment we are pretty honest around here.

[Grimpala]

I call in and disguise my voice as an irate customer and cuss at whoever made me mad, or sometimes just call and say MEOW!!! and then hang up, lol.

Pussy, go home and beat your wife like the rest of us.

[Wicked98Snake]

Pussy, go home and beat your wife like the rest of us.

If I had a dog I would kick it when I got home, lol, but I don't so I just kick the neighbors dog!

[Grimpala]

[YALE]

Last week I told my boss I'm transferring back to Stephenville. I felt better for a while.

[Mike]

Last week I told my boss I'm transferring back to Stephenville. I felt better for a while.

Can you bring me some scrapple?

[YALE]

Can you bring me some scrapple?

As a food safety professional, I don't advocate you eat that. I'm bringing Brent a case of Yeungling, though.

[Mike]

As a food safety professional, I don't advocate you eat that. I'm bringing Brent a case of Yeungling, though.

Hahaha... I eat it all the time!

[Moose242]

A black female officer... my Captain (who was black)... the Deputy Chief (who was black) agreed...The acting Chief (who was a white female) ...

Fucking government.

[YALE]

Hahaha... I eat it all the time!

Bleh, again!

[ceyko]

Can you bring me some scrapple?

I saw the beer reply, and came to this thread and am now starving. Every time I visit my family in PA, I eat scrapple almost daily.

Thanks for making me drool.

[Mike]

I saw the beer reply, and came to this thread and am now starving. Every time I visit my family in PA, I eat scrapple almost daily.

Thanks for making me drool.

I usually have a few bricks in the deep freeze, just ran out a few weeks ago.

[Wicked98Snake]

WTF is scrapple?

[Mike]

WTF is scrapple?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+scrapple

"Scrapple, also known by the Pennsylvania Dutch name pon haus,[1][2] is traditionally a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices. The mush is formed into a semi-solid congealed loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then panfried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, not used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste. Scrapple is best known as a rural American food of the Mid-Atlantic states (Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Maryland). Scrapple and pon haus are commonly considered an ethnic food of the Pennsylvania Dutch, including the Mennonites and Amish. Scrapple is found in supermarkets throughout the region in both fresh and frozen refrigerated cases."