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  • #61
    My nickname at work is Mr. Blunt. If you don't like the way I tell it to you than you need to check your feelings with our Employment Relations (ER) Manager. His name is Tom Collins, like the drink only softer. He has a hug for you.

    I work in an active war zone. If I tell you that you are fucked up then odds are I am right and sugar coating it won't get the point across. Denny can attest to that. A plumber or carpenter do not need to hear the words "please get inside the bunker". They respond just fine with "hey fucktard, you hear that explosion and feel that heat, get in the fucking bunker".

    For the guys that work around me (other security fucks) they are 90% prior Special Forces and if they can not take a good ole constructive criticism donkey bbq (ass chewing) then they can go find another place to work.

    The email thing works well too, I just have be carefull to not hit SEND so many times.

    I had a guy tell me the other day "the reason they don't respond to you is because you tell them to do their job instead of ask them" Well fuck me, I have to ask you to do the work you are assigned? The paycheck is not enough? FUCK OFF! If I am TELLING you now it is because I have already asked you or given you all the instruction you needed prior to me being a meany.
    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
      My nickname at work is Mr. Blunt. If you don't like the way I tell it to you than you need to check your feelings with our Employment Relations (ER) Manager. His name is Tom Collins, like the drink only softer. He has a hug for you.

      I work in an active war zone. If I tell you that you are fucked up then odds are I am right and sugar coating it won't get the point across. Denny can attest to that. A plumber or carpenter do not need to hear the words "please get inside the bunker". They respond just fine with "hey fucktard, you hear that explosion and feel that heat, get in the fucking bunker".

      For the guys that work around me (other security fucks) they are 90% prior Special Forces and if they can not take a good ole constructive criticism donkey bbq (ass chewing) then they can go find another place to work.

      The email thing works well too, I just have be carefull to not hit SEND so many times.

      I had a guy tell me the other day "the reason they don't respond to you is because you tell them to do their job instead of ask them" Well fuck me, I have to ask you to do the work you are assigned? The paycheck is not enough? FUCK OFF! If I am TELLING you now it is because I have already asked you or given you all the instruction you needed prior to me being a meany.
      ^^^ Somebody needs to get laid....

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      • #63
        Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
        I just pull over some random person for no reason and dish out some good old fashioned police brutality.

        Works every time!
        Liar, you just get your goons that kiss the sarges ass to do it, your too pretty to get your hands dirty anymore...
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        Originally posted by Silverback
        Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
          Liar, you just get your goons that kiss the sarges ass to do it, your too pretty to get your hands dirty anymore...
          ^^^ Somebody is trying to get laid.....

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Mike View Post
            ^^^ Somebody is trying to get laid.....
            I don't fuck the help Tony (Michael).
            Originally posted by Silverback
            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
              I don't fuck the help Tony (Michael).
              Great movie!

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Mike View Post
                Great movie!
                I wish I could fuck Elvira Hancock...
                Originally posted by Silverback
                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by vadertt View Post
                  Reefer!
                  free the weed!

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                    ^^^ Somebody needs to get laid....
                    Funny you say that I just got back from R&R. One of the chicks that works in an office I visit a lot told me this morning that I look "chipper" and like I am in a good mood. I told her "I just got back from a GREAT r&r" she told me I should go on R&R more often "dear it was not the R&R that has me happy it was the marathon sex with my wife for 3 weeks up until sunday morning"

                    HR loves me.
                    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by roliath View Post
                      free the weed!


                      I try all the time.
                      Ded

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                      • #71
                        Just find some tits to stare at. Tits fix everything.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by KoopaTroopa View Post
                          LOL... http://www.salondsquared.com/D2Crew.html

                          Amanda doesn't work there anymore...
                          Looks like Terri showed up for picture day on Zoloft and Franzia. I'll even bet she dresses her cats up in little sassy outfits for fun.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
                            I'll even bet she dresses her Chiuaua's up in little sassy outfits for fun.
                            Fixed

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                            • #74
                              It's really difficult to get me heated. I think my threshold for ignorance and/or abrasiveness is pretty high. It's the same reason I've stuck around this board (and Canada) for nearly 10 years.

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                              • #75
                                Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen or Copenhagen XLC Natural and a spit cup.

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