How do you maintain your cool at work?

[CJ-95GT]

I'm at the point of going off on somebody and I need to cool down.

[Juiced4v]

Going outside to smoke

[Geor!]

I was asked that question at an interview a couple of years back and without thinking my dumbass blurted out "smoke a cigarette." The job was for The American Heart Association. Needless to say, I did not land said job. I did wind up being asked to work as a contractor for them though, but that was reneged when they ran my (then horrible) credit, even though my credit shouldn't have anything to do with the position I was applying for.

[sosoe]

hang up the phone, and go get a drink from the vending machine... Kick back for about 5mins then go back at it again

[papapepper]

Going outside to smoke

x2

[Rick Modena]

Go to your car, pull out the AR and go smoke the entire office. Its the only way for you to show them that your not fucking around..

[papapepper]

Go to your car, pull out the AR and go smoke the entire office...

Damn I'm going to hell for laughing at this one

[BP]

I usually just end up typing out a scathing e-mail and reread it about 10 times before ultimately deleting it and letting the entire issue drop. Some people are dickbags, you just have to deal with it or move on.

[mstng86]

handle your bidness. Kick that assholes ass.

[Denny]

We're out here in Iraq and I'm the boss. I just either hit, choke, armbar or push my guys. Seems to work well.

I owe all of my success to Steve's Management Institute.

Seriously, though... we duke it out or come close to it. I don't know how I'm going to readjust myself to a normal workplace when this is all over.

[Pokulski-Blatz]

I crop dust the 2-3 most despised employees.

[ARIX]

Go to the men's room and crank out a few jelly fish.

[jasone]

i just like to read a few pages of the sisterhood of the traveling pants i keep on me at all times. it has really helped me get through a lot.

[Mike]

Tell everyone to shut the fuck up, then close my office door for a few minutes.

[Tyrone Biggums]

I keep my Walkman locked and loaded with the cool musical collaboration of a little duet known as Hall and Oates.