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  • Old guys are always helpful

    Since I can't "see" teh jokes forum...

    I was in Costco the other day, pushing a cart around, when I collided with a young guy also pushing his cart.

    I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." So, I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

    I said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
    Last edited by Tx Redneck; 05-22-2011, 09:58 PM.

  • #2
    Definitely worth a chuckle.

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    • #3
      First, whats an "olg"? And, I saw no mention of anyone olg, or old in that story.
      DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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      • #4
        I missed that typo. Phone posting FTL.

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        • #5
          I laughed
          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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          • #6
            lol
            www.dfwdirtriders.com

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            • #7
              That's greatness!!!

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              • #8
                baaahahahaha
                Big Rooster Racing
                1985 Mustang GT

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                • #9
                  I can dig it!

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                  • #10
                    I chuckled but the truth is the old guy should have already been stalking the young wife.

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