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  • #46
    Originally posted by Chili View Post
    Leah told me that me telling her to "spit on it" does not count as foreplay.
    She has limited real world experience Craig. I will have a sit down talk with her before your birthday pants party begins. My gift to you will be verbally instructing her in the art of the multi-tasking bj/hand job
    Originally posted by Vertnut
    I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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    • #47
      Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
      YES My birthday is Tuesday so I was going to ring it in like a mother fucker until the party was scheduled for this weekend with the apocalypse and all...but I must keep my promise to my son and go with him to Sea World. He worked hard at school all year and earned it. I will eventually catch up to you two for the congratulatory beer and boob check
      werd!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Mike View Post
        I did. She said you're a faggot.

        Now can I have that social security number I was asking about?



        Oh and does the fucking quote buttom confuse you?
        buttoms have ALWAYS confused the shit out of me
        Originally posted by Vertnut
        I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
          werd!
          I'm staying at the Omni!

          Wanna feel my boobs?

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          • #50
            [QUOTE=MutherjuggZ;254388]:barf: If I ever meet this person all I'm ever going to think of is shit. You're doing him much justice...keep it up! LOL!!


            Lmao I'll help u think happier thoughts

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Mike View Post
              I'm staying at the Omni!

              Wanna feel my boobs?

              Do I have to buy you any drinks first?

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
                Do I have to buy you any drinks first?
                Nope

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                • #53
                  Someone please show the newb how to quote.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                    Someone please show the newb how to quote.
                    You don't seem to be having any problems with it

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Mike View Post
                      You don't seem to be having any problems with it
                      The newer newb. You know, the gay one.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
                        She has limited real world experience Craig. I will have a sit down talk with her before your birthday pants party begins. My gift to you will be verbally instructing her in the art of the multi-tasking bj/hand job
                        UUmmm... rad!
                        Ded

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Mike View Post
                          Nope
                          Deal!

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                            Someone please show the newb how to quote.
                            Lol, he's driving in the rain posting on his iphone.
                            Ded

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                            • #59
                              U guys r bad ass

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                              • #60
                                Your screen name and avatar, please change them to something less annoying. Thx.

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