Any plans for the apocolypse?

[BP]

There's a synagogue right by the house, I heard they've ordered an entire truck load of Sam Adams (certified Kosher) for the party.

[V8tt]

Rumor is between 7:30 and 9 am. Better enjoy a nice breakfast...

Is that Central? Mountain? Eastern? Fuck...I got shit to do...I need to know more details. Is he coming to DFW first?

[BP]

Is that Central? Mountain? Eastern? Fuck...I got shit to do...I need to know more details. Is he coming to DFW first?

I'm guessing it follows the sunrise.

[Broncojohnny]

I'm guessing it follows the sunrise.

So we'll have some warning when the people in England are WTF PWNED

[JimD]

Shit, now its 6pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html

[BP]

So we'll have some warning when the people in England are WTF PWNED

Yep, and before that even with the Aussies start dropping dead.

[MutherjuggZ]

Supposed to happen this saturday, according to the biboard on the highways.


I'm thinking about a titty bar GTG Friday night for legs-n-eggs, then grab a lawn chair and a beer, sit back and watch the rapture.

Any takers?

Hells yeah! Too bad there aren't any midget strippers in town. That would be one hella-way to go

[BP]

Hells yeah! Too bad there aren't any midget strippers in town. That would be one hella-way to go

That depends on how you define midget. There is a 4 foot tall stripper (in heels) that constantly makes the rounds in Fort Worth. Last I heard she was at Texas Cabaret. It was a little weird sitting down to dinner one night though and she was also my waitress (at a regular place, not a strip club). She couldn't even see over the counter but somehow she was taking orders and bringing out food.

[Taylor]

I'm fucking tired of these threads.

[Baron Von Crowder]

That depends on how you define midget. There is a 4 foot tall stripper (in heels) that constantly makes the rounds in Fort Worth. Last I heard she was at Texas Cabaret. It was a little weird sitting down to dinner one night though and she was also my waitress (at a regular place, not a strip club). She couldn't even see over the counter but somehow she was taking orders and bringing out food.

Close enough!

[BP]

I'm fucking tired of these threads.

You won't have to worry about it after Saturday.

[SC457A]

Oh crap... My vacation begins on the 21st. Damn it. Wasted all that money.. plane tickets.. hotels... etc.