:) Blonde Jokes

[robray5.0]

Why was the blonde on the roof of the bar?

The bartender said, "Drinks are on the house."

[Geor!]

Not needed. You sir already know what I look like. Duh

Atrocious, as stated before!

[jdgregory84]

Blonde jokes suck. Racial jokes are where it's at.

[90GT50]

Atrocious, as stated before!

Yeah, that.

[71chevellejohn]

Blonde jokes suck. Racial jokes are where it's at.

Fuck that - if you're posting online, you've got to go with Amish jokes.



Because they'll never fucking see it.

[OreoStang]

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?"

"Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?"

The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

Best one by far

[99Shestang]

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Cause you have to hollow out it's head!

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A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"
The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."
"Comfortable?" the guy questions.
"Yes, you see she reads slow."