:) Blonde Jokes

[STANGGT40]

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?"

"Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?"

The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

[helosailor]

How does a blonde turn on the light after she has sex?

She opens the car door.

[Chvyblzr1972]

Q: How can you tell a blond is having a bad day?

A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she can not find her pencil.

[IHaveAMustang]

I love this one!

Well let's get you on your back and see what happens!!

[STRONGNUFF]

Why don't blondes like vibrators? It's too hard on their teeth

[JimD]

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.

[lonestarstang00]

I can't believe you guys haven't posted a pic yet

[Real Estate Nate]

I want to see some pics of SHEstAng!

[loc712]

blonde jokes

what do you call a dead blonde in the closet?

The 1986 Hide and Seek World Champion.

[Ratt]

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave.


What was the blonde doing in the tree in the first place?

Raking the leaves.


How do you kill a blonde?

Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[Osiris]

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave.


What was the blonde doing in the tree in the first place?

Raking the leaves.


How do you kill a blonde?

Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

L motherfucking OL

[71chevellejohn]

I can't believe you guys haven't posted a pic yet

Are you blonde?... because you didn't either

[A+]

Is this the blond joke "in" crowd?

[99Shestang]

I want to see some pics of SHEstAng!

Not needed. You sir already know what I look like. Duh

[dumpycapri85]

What do you call a blond with a runny nose ? Full !