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Ok boys... I know you have them... so let's hear the blonde jokes!
(Shestang is blonde for those who don't know)... teehee
(Shestang is blonde for those who don't know)... teehee
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What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."Comment
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She's atrocious.Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View PostHow do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?
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Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.DedComment
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What do a blonde and a computer have in common?
You don't appreciate them till they go down on you.
What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Put them on their back and they are fucked!Comment
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Blondes are a walking joke...
Can I come over?Originally posted by BradMOriginally posted by LeahComment
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Q: At work, how can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A: By the white-out on the screenComment
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"Comment
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LMAO...Some of these are pretty good!Originally posted by Da PrezOriginally posted by VETTKLR
Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1
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What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?
The brick only gets laid once.Comment
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Lol
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