funny texts

[racrguy]

So, I went out today. I am not a closer, but here's the string of texts between myself and another person went. I got a laugh, to say the least.

Me: So. I just got home from hanging with ole girl. She seems pretty cool. No tittays, but I bet she's a freak in the sak. 21 pier inge and I can only count 15 that I can see. I wanna see the rest... lol

Other person: Nice!

Me: Err. piercings. But you get the point. I bet I can smash.

Other person: Gonna leave a little bastard behind in PA?

Me: Fuck no son. Swallow or it's going in your eye.

Other person: I shoot for the hair if they won't swallow. Gotta make that walk of shame shameful.

This is the first time I've met the girl. But "other person's" text was fucking classic. Thought I'd share.

Flame suit /on

[jw33]

I really don't mind if my girls grow up to be 100% lezbos...

[racrguy]

Who has zero game?

THIS GUY!

[YALE]

How else are people supposed to know she's a no-swallowin' hooker?

[racrguy]

Other than clumpy hair, I have no earthly idea.

[Maddhattter]

How else are people supposed to know she's a no-swallowin' hooker?

Pink eye.

[Wicked98Snake]

Of course I'll tell you before baby!

[71chevellejohn]

Buncha damned slackers in here - wharz pics?!?

[SMEGMA STENCH]

You're a fucking idiot race car guy. I hope you know just how much you suck. You're probly really talking about a dude and you just don't want us to know. Now eat shit.

[YALE]

you're a fucking idiot race car guy. I hope you know just how much you suck. You're probly really talking about a dude and you just don't want us to know. Now eat shit.

wtf?

[BradM]

You're a fucking idiot race car guy. I hope you know just how much you suck. You're probly really talking about a dude and you just don't want us to know. Now eat shit.

What the fuck is your problem? One too many guys blow their load in your hair?

[bpawl]

What the fuck is your problem? One too many guys blow their load in your hair?

im using that lol

[racrguy]

What the fuck is your problem? One too many guys blow their load in your hair?

I lol'd

It's not like ST could come up with a half coherent post anyway. I've known some real idiots, but I think he's one of the few that think he's actually intelligent.

Oh, no n00dz, yet.

[Binky]

You're a fucking idiot race car guy. I hope you know just how much you suck. You're probly really talking about a dude and you just don't want us to know. Now eat shit.

You are trying too hard which makes you look like an idiot.

[Trick Pony]

ST is just bitter because he's not part of the crowd.