Who all is in this crowd?

[talisman]

Aww, poor little baby. Need your hand held to wipe your own ass too? Man the fuck up.

If you know you could never do it then fucking stop bitching about it. You've built this whole thing up in your head like a scared teenager and defeated yourself before you even started. Here's a clue - everyone knows that there are people they haven't met and it's the name of the game to meet people.

"Hi, I'm _____ - what's your name? Nice to meet you." Wow. So. fucking. hard. How could it ever end up in anything but disaster!?! I think I'd get my ass kicked and chased out of there with pitchforks and torches.

Trying to spin it as anything else other than your insecurity and fear and then whining about it just makes you look like a blue waffled cunt.

I give this post a 10 because you were actually drinking at a GTG while making it. Bonus points for the blue waffle reference!


EDIT-shit, it was 9 am, not pm. Maybe I'm still drunk.

[YALE]

It works so well for you.... wtf??

I do bring a certain art to it. Thanks, man!

[SMEGMA STENCH]

I love going to GTG unannounced or ones where I don't know some of the people. I like seeing the reaction of people when they expect to see just some average white guy instead of a 6'5" black/asian mix with a strong Arabic accent.

You're 6/5? Geez dude.

[Silverback]

I just found out....

I AM in the IN crowd. Evidently people think my shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

[SVT Lurch]

That's weird, I was told I'm not because my shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

[MutherjuggZ]

"Hi, I'm _____ - what's your name? Nice to meet you." Wow. So. fucking. hard. How could it ever end up in anything but disaster!?! I think I'd get my ass kicked and chased out of there with pitchforks and torches.

Trying to spin it as anything else other than your insecurity and fear and then whining about it just makes you look like a blue waffled cunt.

Ahhh the blue waffles I owe you for that lovely image


Speaking of walking up and introducing ones self... I did this last night. It was amazing!!! I said, Hello I'm Kim, and then had about 5 hours of terrific conversation/company that followed. I knew most folks there from prior functions but I got to put more names and faces together.

Speaking of which, it was nice to finally meet you last night! Luis too, although his kissing Eric's hand constantly kind of had me worried.

[talisman]

Speaking of walking up and introducing ones self... I did this last night. It was amazing!!! I said, Hello I'm Kim, and then had about 5 hours of terrific conversation/company that followed. I knew most folks there from prior functions but I got to put more names and faces together.

I misread walking as waking. Made the rest of that paragraph much more interesting!

[MutherjuggZ]

I misread walking as waking. Made the rest of that paragraph much more interesting!

LMFAO!! That would've made for a seriously interesting night hahah!!!

After I left, I made it about half way home and decided to get a motel. My phone died along with its GPS capabilities so I wasn't about to drive around and find a nice officer to assist me. I got the fuck off the road and crashed out at the LaQuinta

[Doug Hatton]

Dat's ma blasian right thurr!

I love going to GTG unannounced or ones where I don't know some of the people. I like seeing the reaction of people when they expect to see just some average white guy instead of a 6'5" black/asian mix with a strong Arabic accent.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

Did you totally miss post #2 in this thread? Here I'll make it easy for you

Did you totally miss post #225 in this thread? Here I'll make it easy for you.

I don't either ass fuck. I was just fucking curious. Suck it.

[Mike]

Did you totally miss post #225 in this thread? Here I'll make it easy for you.

I don't either ass fuck. I was just fucking curious. Suck it.

Wrong answer.

[SS Junk]

I love going to GTG unannounced or ones where I don't know some of the people. I like seeing the reaction of people when they expect to see just some average white guy instead of a 6'5" black/asian mix with a strong Arabic accent.

Nom!

or

Zen!

[WildBill]

That was Don SVO with the scooby doo blanket

Before Scooby Doo blanket.


The question is Who's blanket was it? jluv's or Steph's?

[WildBill]

i've either traveled, partied, been to jail, or a combination of the three with most of the board members here.

Really?

[talisman]

Thanks for the useless three month old thread resurrection you dumb fuck.